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FLAT-CHESTED...> A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith to see about enlarging
her
> breasts.
>
> Dr. Smith told her, "Everyday after your shower, rub your nipples
and
> say,
> "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."
>
> She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew
> great
> boobs!
>
> One morning she was running late, got on the bus and realized she
had
> forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely
> boobs
> if she didn't do the little rhyme, she got right out there in the
> middle
> aisle of the bus
> and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."
>
> A guy sitting nearby asked, "Are you a patient of Dr. Smith's by any
> chance?"
>
>
> "Why, yes I am. How did you know?"
>
>
> He leaned closer, winked and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock"
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