Dear Abby

[not2late]

Read Abby's answer to Johnny-In-A-Spot

http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/chi-0507120288jul13,1,4178093.column?coll=chi-entertainment-front&ctrack=1&cset=true

[Moochiecat]

Re: Dear Abby

He's 18 and he owns cars motorcycles and a house?!
Heck, I'll have his baby if he's got money like that!!!

[Miss Phode]

Re: Dear Abby

Did I miss something?

[MotherOfGizmo]

Re: Dear Abby

You have to register to view the article.

[Miss Phode]

Re: Dear Abby

No, I read it. The article says he is in jail, and got 3 girls pregnant. Dear Abby says he needs to sell his house and cars and motorcycle? (where was that part of his letter to her?)

[MotherOfGizmo]

Re: Dear Abby

Oh, sorry, I didn't realize you had read it. I didn't want to register so I don't know.
(I get too much junk email as it is, don't need anymore)

[not2late]

Re: Dear Abby

Oops, non register site link is here:

http://www.uexpress.com/dearabby/?uc_full_date=20050713

Johnny is 18 and in jail. His girlfriend is pregnant. Her cousin and best friend are also pregnant by Johnny. His mother, the cousin and best friend all know Johnny is the father of everyone's baby and want him to tell the girlfriend.

He's freaking out because he loves his girlfriend and doesn't want to hurt her (too late for that pal!). She also has possession of his cars, motorcycle and house. So he's scared she'll do something to them when he tells her the news...

Abby's reply:

DEAR JOHNNY: As I see it, you have three choices: ask to join a witness protection program, beg for an extended sentence -- or start acting like a man and take responsibility for your actions. Count on your girlfriend being upset when you tell her. That's a normal reaction to finding out the person she loved and trusted cheated on her with two other women -- her best friend and her cousin.
While you're talking, suggest that she do nothing rash, because you may have to sell the cars, the motorcycle and the house to live up to your financial obligations to all three of your children.

I think he should try for the witness protection program.

[MotherOfGizmo]

Re: Dear Abby

Thanks Not2late!

Nice Kid!

[Miss Phode]

Re: Dear Abby

Ahhh! I guess I didn't read the whole thing. Yeah, I'd say the cars might end up in the lake, the house will be burnt down, and the motorcycle pushed over a cliff. Have these people ever heard of birth control?

[not2late]

Re: Dear Abby

I think once he tells girlfriend, he'll be safer in jail.

Wondering in Illinois has got to be a fake letter...
http://www.uexpress.com/dearabby/?uc_full_date=20050711

[MotherOfGizmo]

Re: Dear Abby

I think once he tells girlfriend, he'll be safer in jail.

Wondering in Illinois has got to be a fake letter...
http://www.uexpress.com/dearabby/?uc_full_date=20050711

LOL no doubt about it!