My husband thinks I'm having a cyber affair

[wannabethintoo]

.....because I'm here so much.

He goes: you're losing weight and now you're looking for another guy eh?

I told him that I had enough troubles with one guy why would I want two? And, I ALMOST have him trained. He almost always puts the toilet seat down. Why would I want to start over with someone else?

What's with the toilet seat thing anyway? Why is it so hard for men to put it down? I'm thinking that in my husband's case it's because he's old...it's hard to train an older guy. He was single until I met him in 1997 so he was pretty much set in his ways.

[Perry]

Re: My husband thinks I'm having a cyber affair

LOL.

My daughter was reading a thread over my shoulder yesterday and saw the word 'sweetie' in a post and immediately ran to my wife!

[BornToWin]

Re: My husband thinks I'm having a cyber affair

I told him that I had enough troubles with one guy why would I want two? And, I ALMOST have him trained. He almost always puts the toilet seat down. Why would I want to start over with someone else?

Isn't that what you women do? Conquer one and then go to the next.

[wannabethintoo]

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LOL.

My daughter was reading a thread over my shoulder yesterday and saw the word 'sweetie' in a post and immediately ran to my wife!

That's pretty funny.

[wannabethintoo]

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Isn't that what you women do? Conquer one and then go to the next.

Yep....that's what we do....this one's done...who's next?

[Piasabird]

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Isn't that what you women do? Conquer one and then go to the next.

I don't think I'm ever going to get this man totally conquered, so I guess I'm stuck with him. Unless, I get tired and just give up.

My old man has his own bathroom and he still uses mine sometimes and leaves the seat up!

That's pretty funny about your daughter reading over your shoulder, Perry! Us females should stick together.

[iwillbethin]

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lol that's funny.

[Goofy]

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What's with the toilet seat thing anyway? Why is it so hard for men to put it down?

Why are we always required to put it down. We don't moan and complain about our women always leaving it down....maybe they should be nagged to put it back up!! It does, after all, go both ways!!

[Barbde]

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Isn't that what you women do? Conquer one and then go to the next.

LOL. Takes too long to conquer one, why would we then give up all the results of our hard work?? LOL

[Piasabird]

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Why are we always required to put it down. We don't moan and complain about our women always leaving it down....maybe they should be nagged to put it back up!! It does, after all, go both ways!!

You're not going to win this one, so you might as well give up.

[shelbyquinn03079]

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BECAUSE.......................................we can fall in!!!!!! Especially in the middle of the night when its dark and you are half asleep. Whats the worse that can happen if the seat is down??????? You either have to lift it (OMG the horror-lol) or you end up splashing on the seat. IT is yucky and gives you a startle to fall in a toliet.

[Perry]

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You 'go' in the dark? My wife needs runway lights to find her way.

[wannabethintoo]

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You're not going to win this one, so you might as well give up.

Uh huh Give up. Good advise.

[wannabethintoo]

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BECAUSE.......................................we can fall in!!!!!! Especially in the middle of the night when its dark and you are half asleep. Whats the worse that can happen if the seat is down??????? You either have to lift it (OMG the horror-lol) or you end up splashing on the seat. IT is yucky and gives you a startle to fall in a toliet.

Yeah, have any of you guys fallen in? Huh?

[Desertthorn]

Re: My husband thinks I'm having a cyber affair

Actually, this board is kinna like having a cyber affair. I could see where someone could get jealous of the time we spend here. LOL