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    By John Zawadzinski

    NEW YORK (Reuters) - Have you ever wondered why your teeth chatter when you're cold, or if you could really catch a disease from sitting on a toilet seat?

    New York physician Billy Goldberg, pestered by unusual questions at cocktail parties and other social gatherings over the years, puts the public's mind at ease in his book "Why Do Men Have Nipples?" which hits the book stores on Tuesday.

    "It's really remarkable how often you get accosted," said Goldberg, 39. "There are the medical questions from family and friends, and then there are the drunk and outrageous questions where somebody wants to drop their pants and show you a rash or something."

    The book, subtitled, "Hundreds of Questions You'd Only Ask a Doctor After Your Third Martini," (Three Rivers Press), is co-authored by humorist Mark Leyner.

    "People tend to know so little about their bodies as compared to their cars or their laptops," said Leyner, 49, of Hoboken, New Jersey. "When I worked in a pharmacy in Washington, D.C., people would ask me medical questions all the time. I was just a 22-year-old cashier at Rite Aid."

    Chattering teeth is one way the body tries to generate heat.

    When the body gets too cold, the area of the brain called the hypothalamus alerts the rest of the body to begin warming up. Shivering, the rapid muscle movement that generates heat, then begins. Teeth chattering represents localized shivering.

    During the course of their research, Goldberg and Leyner found reports of gonorrhea, pinworm and roundworm found on toilet seats -- but catching something from it isn't common.

    The authors discovered that an office setting might be worse for your health than toilet seats. Charles Gerba, a microbiologist at the University of Arizona, found the typical office desk harbors some 400 times more disease-causing bacteria than the average toilet seat.

    Goldberg had compiled a list of nagging questions for several years before embarking on the book after meeting Leyner. The two met while working on a short-lived ABC-TV medical drama, "Wonderland," in which Leyner served as a writer, while Goldberg was its medical advisor.

    BURNING QUESTIONS

    Some of the burning questions answered in the humorous book include "What causes morning breath?" and "Why do beans give you gas?"

    Goldberg says morning breath results from anaerobic bacteria, the xerostomia (dry mouth) or the volatile sulfur compounds (which are waste products from the bacteria). Other contributing factors to foul oral odor includes medication, alcohol, sugar, smoking, caffeine, and eating dairy products.

    Beans contain high percentages of sugars that our bodies are unable to digest, Goldberg explains. When the sugars make it to the intestines, bacteria go to work and start producing large amounts of gas.

    And if you're ever bitten by a poisonous snake, sucking at the bite to remove the poison, as often shown in the movies and on TV is not only ineffective, but could lead to an infection.

    Instead, the bite should be washed with soap and water and immobilized. The bitten area should also be kept lower than the heart. Medical help should be sought immediately.

    And why do men have nipples?

    While only females have mammary glands, we all start out in a similar way in the embryo, the authors explain. The embryo follows a female template until about six weeks, when the male sex chromosome kicks in.

    Men, however, have already developed nipples.

    http://www.davesdaily.com/out.php?id...IPPLES-DC.html


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    Re: Why do men have nipples?

    This was pretty neat! Thanks for the post.

    ~Kat
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    • #3
      Re: Why do men have nipples?

      Mens nipples play the same a role as mens brains. They are just there and are totally useless. No more! No less. That's it

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      • #4
        Re: Why do men have nipples?

        Mens nipples play the same a role as mens brains. They are just there and are totally useless. No more! No less. That's it =----


        SO one could argue that a mans brain is fully formed at 6 weeks in utero?
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        • #5
          Re: Why do men have nipples?

          Originally posted by womanpraised
          Mens nipples play the same a role as mens brains. They are just there and are totally useless. No more! No less. That's it =----


          SO one could argue that a mans brain is fully formed at 6 weeks in utero?
          One would think that... but actually it happens a bit earlier. The male brain is fully formed at or about one second after conception. It will then function for about as long as it took to be conceived and then shut itself off thinking that is a nipple.

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          • #6
            Re: Why do men have nipples?

            Mens nipples play the same a role as mens brains. They are just there and are totally useless. No more! No less. That's it
            I Highly disagree, and am sure others do to.
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            • #7
              Re: Why do men have nipples?

              "It will then function for about as long as it took to be conceived and then shut itself off thinking that is a nipple."

              LOL... sounded like Dave Barry there for a minute...

              FTF.. I am sorry if I have offended you. I was just messing around. Please forgive?
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              Exercise 60 minutes 5x week
              Get in the right veggies.

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              • #8
                Re: Why do men have nipples?

                I Highly disagree, and am sure others do to.
                Fighting, are you disagreeing that men's nipples have no use? What uses have you found for them?

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                • #9
                  Re: Why do men have nipples?

                  Oh, come on, give the poor guys a break! Not all men are "useless"
                  That's just mean....
                  ~ Female, 28, 5'5 ~






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                  • #10
                    Re: Why do men have nipples?

                    Originally posted by californiacasey
                    Oh, come on, give the poor guys a break! Not all men are "useless"
                    That's just mean....
                    If you will look it was a guy that said all men are brainless. Actually it was me who said it and I said it in jest, see the little smiley thing that made it a joke. I said it because I am a male that is totally at ease with myself and my world.

                    I can make fun of myself without feeling any sense of guilt or remorse in a world that suffers from politically correct madness.
                    It is called self deprecating humor and in my opinion it is one of the highest forms of humor because it means that you are strong enough to let others laugh at you and any imposed, or perceived problems you might have.

                    As fas as thinking men are useless I feel totally the opposite. Men are wonderful creatures and so are women, and children, and dogs, and cats, etc, ad infinitum, but we need to laugh at ourselves otherwise we end up crying.

                    Lighten up people and rember those famous words from Chuckles the clown, "A little song, a Iittle dance, a little seltzer down your pants".

                    So come on and geve me a big hug Caloforniacasey....

                    Shhhh don't tell Casey but I have my whoopie cushion in my pocket and when I get the hug...I don't want to spoil it...

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                    • #11
                      Re: Why do men have nipples?

                      Originally posted by AphexPhode
                      Fighting, are you disagreeing that men's nipples have no use? What uses have you found for them?
                      I have found many uses for my nipples. Such as being the target in a game of minature ringtoss.

                      I also have my nipples peirced with a chain leading from one to the other in case I lose one.

                      My wife also likes to twist them and say things like come in Berlin, Come in Berlin While I make Whiny radio noises.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Why do men have nipples?

                        Rofl
                        278/275/271/160


                        Earth is crammed with heaven,
                        And every common bush afire with God,
                        But only he who sees, takes off his shoes.
                        Elizabeth Barrett Browning



                        Daily Goals:
                        No wasted carbs.
                        Water intake .5 -1 gallon.
                        Exercise 60 minutes 5x week
                        Get in the right veggies.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Why do men have nipples?

                          Wow, I only posted this because I thought it was funny/interesting. Personally I'll probably buy the book when it comes out because I would love to know what other kind of questions people ask their doctors when they see them at a cocktail party after having consumed 3 martinis!

                          we need to laugh at ourselves otherwise we end up crying.


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                          • #14
                            Re: Why do men have nipples?

                            I LOVE MEN AND THIER NIPPLES!

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                            • #15
                              Re: Why do men have nipples?

                              Originally posted by nurselady
                              I LOVE MEN AND THIER NIPPLES!
                              Where's the news there?
                              Jim


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