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Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her
neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the rosy-faced
youngster was doing, he asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish died," replied little Nancy tearfully without
looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor laughed and said condescendingly, "That's a really
big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Little Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied,
"That's because he's inside your damn cat."
neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the rosy-faced
youngster was doing, he asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish died," replied little Nancy tearfully without
looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor laughed and said condescendingly, "That's a really
big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Little Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied,
"That's because he's inside your damn cat."
(and I have 2 cats!)
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