Friday Atkins Haiku Thread!

[Iapetus999]

I don't eat hi carb
It's been a long time since then
Now I'm pretty thin.



Next?

[wannabethintoo]

Re: Friday Atkins Haiku Thread!

What's a Haiku?

[Iapetus999]

Re: Friday Atkins Haiku Thread!

first line: 5 syllables.
2nd line: 7 syllables.
3rd line: 5 syllables.

Doesn't have to rhyme.
Try it, it's fun!

[wannabethintoo]

Re: Friday Atkins Haiku Thread!

I had a good day
It wasn't the best day ever
but it was darn good.

Is this supposed to be fun?

[Iapetus999]

Re: Friday Atkins Haiku Thread!

It's not a diet
It's a way of eating food
So you stay healthy.

[wannabethintoo]

Re: Friday Atkins Haiku Thread!

I don't know Haikus
but I'm willing to try it
don't you laugh at me

[Iapetus999]

Re: Friday Atkins Haiku Thread!

I saw a mountain.
I said "I have to climb it."
Am I nucking futs??

[Barbde]

Re: Friday Atkins Haiku Thread!

Wannabe can sing
all that old and corny stuff
she's a party girl

[wannabethintoo]

Re: Friday Atkins Haiku Thread!

It's Friday night man
Then what are we doing here?
Pass the bottle please

[Iapetus999]

Re: Friday Atkins Haiku Thread!

Hadn't considered
Using Haiku to tease with
This is kinda fun!

[wannabethintoo]

Re: Friday Atkins Haiku Thread!

Did I hear someone
asking me to sing a song
a very long song?

[Barbde]

Re: Friday Atkins Haiku Thread!

stick with us Iap
we'll take you places unknown
perhaps with total pleasures

[wannabethintoo]

Re: Friday Atkins Haiku Thread!

'cause girls losing weight
are the most fun girls there are
with a drink in hand

[Iapetus999]

Re: Friday Atkins Haiku Thread!

One day I ate cake
And then puked it all back up.
I learned my lesson.

[wannabethintoo]

Re: Friday Atkins Haiku Thread!

Before you know it
you'll be wondering why you
hadn't drank more