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Re: Jerry Springer...The Musical??
Shhhh...does anyone else hear the galloping of horsemen? Lol!
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Re: Jerry Springer...The Musical??
lol....
Act 1: Studio Audience waiting in line. Lyrics sung to "Entry of the Gladiators" by Julius Fucik
Audience Member 1: I'm so excited. I can't wait to see Jerry. Jerry I'm here to see.
Audience Member 2: Damn! I forgot to bring my mace with me. Forgot my mace to bring with me.
Audience Member 3 and 4: Wow! We can't wait to see naked bodies. Hope they're buffed not puffed and nasty!
Audience chorus: Jerry. Jerry we've come to see. Jerry. Jerry.
(line moves inside the studio)
Act 2: Show's topic is my best friend slept with my wife, but I'm sleeping with my best friend's wife and his mother.
Tony (to the tune of "Live and Let Die")
: Carl my friend, when you said you were marrying her. I said, who really cares. You know I did, you know I did. But on the nights, when you weren't at your home. I came over and then. I slept with your wife! Slept with your wife!
Ya, you can get mad at me, but, why should you be 'cuz you're not man...Enough to satisfy your wife!
(fighting ensues, chairs thrown)
Carl: You can keep that *bleep*. And be happy with her too. Be happy, happy with her too. But let me tell ya something you don't know. I've got a secret too. I'm sleeping with your wife! Ya, I'm sleeping with your wife!
(fighting ensues, more chairs thrown)
Jerry (speaking): And here's Tony's wife, Lola.
Lola (singing to the tune of "Lola"): Tony you're scum and Carl, he's a man. He's my man and did more than you can for Lola. L-O-L-A, Lola. We did it in your car, and we did it in the pool 'cuz you're a silly *bleep* fool, but not Lola, L-O-L-A, Lola.
He comes over when you're not home at night, and leaves when your car is in sight. He treats me like I'm all that and I'm all that 'cuz that's where I'm at. And that's the way that it should be. Carl's the only one for me and I'm Lola, L-O-L-A, Lola.
Tony you *bleep*
(Lola kisses Carl. More fighting)
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Re: Jerry Springer...The Musical??
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!
*snort*
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