Friday Atkins Lymericks

[Iapetus999]

There once was a man who was fat.
He want to lose all of that
So he thought he would try it
On the Atkins Diet
And he's as thin as a gnat.

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[womanpraised]

Re: Friday Atkins Lymericks

There once was a lady so heavy
She could not fit into her chevy
She cut out the carbs
And used weighted bars
Pounds vanished as though by a levy