Goes from 0-200 in no time flat... (joke C&P)

[cleochatra]

Dawson and his wife, Jennifer, had been debating buying a new vehicle for weeks. He wanted a truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

"Listen, Dawson!" she said. "My birthday is coming up so surprise me with something that goes from 0 to 200 in just a few seconds. Nothing else will do, baby."

So, Dawson did just that. For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

But then, nobody has seen or heard from him since.