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I went to the Sawbones this a.m. for the yearly turn the head,..cough... and while you are here we might as well check the oil/prostate exam...
NOTE- to all men that might read this post. Pick your doctors carefully and the smaller the better. The doctor that I am now using used to play basketball in college and was known for his ball handling skills.(No joke there forget it).
No kidding! The guy is about 6' 7" and when he puts his hands in those off color yellow looking gloves it looks like he is about to stick a stalk of bananas up your hoo-hoo.
The first part of the prostate exam went good and he pretended he had never heard my joke to break the ice after it was over. (NOTE) THE FOLLOWING JOKE IS A STANDARD ISSUE HETEROSEXUAL MALE JOKE. AS FAR AS I KNOW WE ARE PROGRAMMED WITH THESE JOKES AT BIRTH AND THEY LIE DORMANT IN OUR BRAINS UNTIL A DOCTOR WHO IS CHECKING OUR HOO-HOO FOR CANCER CAUSES THEM TO BE AWAKENED. HERE IS THE JOKE I suggested that maybe we should have a smoke
. He laughed and told me that smoking was bad
which broke the mood,.. so I told him I faked the pain
.
I am not sure if telling him I faked the pain was one of my male
pre-programmed jokes or if I might be getting in touch with me feminine side
. Who is to say?
So getting back to my original question. Why do they weigh me with my clothes on at the Docs office...NOTE..IT PISSES ME OFF WHEN I HAVE SPENT THE LAST YEAR OF MY LIFE WEIGHING MYSELF EVERYDAY AND THEY DISMISS IT BY WEIGHING ME IN MY SIZE TEN HIGH-TOP REEBOKS AND MY HEAVY DUTY JEANS THAT I BOUGHT FROM THE LL-BEAN CATALOG.
It puts fifteen pounds on me that I do not own. Science is supposed to be an exact science......Hellllllo
It would be easier if they weighed everyone with the, "lets show everyone my butt" paper dress that they put you in the exam room but that is to easy.
There has to be a reason and I want to know the reason.
My best guess is that somehow they can subtract the weight of your wallet and punch it into an equation that will tell them just how much you can afford to pay.
Feel free to answer and feel free to use words like, demoralize, embarrass, confuse , and Butthead in your answers .
NOTE- to all men that might read this post. Pick your doctors carefully and the smaller the better. The doctor that I am now using used to play basketball in college and was known for his ball handling skills.(No joke there forget it).
No kidding! The guy is about 6' 7" and when he puts his hands in those off color yellow looking gloves it looks like he is about to stick a stalk of bananas up your hoo-hoo.
The first part of the prostate exam went good and he pretended he had never heard my joke to break the ice after it was over. (NOTE) THE FOLLOWING JOKE IS A STANDARD ISSUE HETEROSEXUAL MALE JOKE. AS FAR AS I KNOW WE ARE PROGRAMMED WITH THESE JOKES AT BIRTH AND THEY LIE DORMANT IN OUR BRAINS UNTIL A DOCTOR WHO IS CHECKING OUR HOO-HOO FOR CANCER CAUSES THEM TO BE AWAKENED. HERE IS THE JOKE I suggested that maybe we should have a smoke
. He laughed and told me that smoking was bad which broke the mood,.. so I told him I faked the pain . I am not sure if telling him I faked the pain was one of my male
pre-programmed jokes or if I might be getting in touch with me feminine side
. Who is to say?So getting back to my original question. Why do they weigh me with my clothes on at the Docs office...NOTE..IT PISSES ME OFF WHEN I HAVE SPENT THE LAST YEAR OF MY LIFE WEIGHING MYSELF EVERYDAY AND THEY DISMISS IT BY WEIGHING ME IN MY SIZE TEN HIGH-TOP REEBOKS AND MY HEAVY DUTY JEANS THAT I BOUGHT FROM THE LL-BEAN CATALOG.
It puts fifteen pounds on me that I do not own. Science is supposed to be an exact science......Hellllllo
It would be easier if they weighed everyone with the, "lets show everyone my butt" paper dress that they put you in the exam room but that is to easy.
There has to be a reason and I want to know the reason.
My best guess is that somehow they can subtract the weight of your wallet and punch it into an equation that will tell them just how much you can afford to pay.
Feel free to answer and feel free to use words like, demoralize, embarrass, confuse , and Butthead in your answers .
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