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    On a bag of Fritos:
    You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

    On a bar of Dial bath bar:
    Directions: Use like regular soap.

    On a frozen dinner package:
    Serving suggestion: Defrost.

    On a hotel-provided shower cap box:
    Fits one head.

    On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:
    Do not turn upside down (Printed on the bottom of the box)

    On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
    Product will be hot after heating.

    On packaging from a Rowenta Iron:
    Do not iron clothes on body.

    On Boot's children's cough medicine:
    Do not drive car or operate machinery.

    On a bottle of Nytol (a sleeping aid):
    Warning: May cause drowsiness.

    On a Korean kitchen knife:
    Warning: Keep out of children.

    On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
    For indoor or outdoor use only.

    On a Japanese food processor:
    Not to be used for the other use.

    On Sainsbury's peanuts:
    Warning: Contains nuts.

    On an American Airlines package of nuts:
    Instructions: Open package, eat nuts.

    On a Swedish chainsaw:
    Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

    On a package of Sunmaid raisins:
    Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?


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    45 yrs (F) a.k.a. "Butterbean"
    Start date 5/18/2003
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    Re: How Stupid Do They Think We Are?

    On a Japanese food processor:
    Not to be used for the other use.
    Oh geez, now I just have to know what the other use is.

    On a Korean kitchen knife:
    Warning: Keep out of children.
    Ewww! This one I didn't find very funny. I saw a documentary about people starving in N. Korea and how some have resorted to cannibalism. Children are their main targets.
    53/female/241lbs.




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    • #3
      Re: How Stupid Do They Think We Are?

      Eww, if I had to eat the little ----'s I'd probably have to go Vegan on ya!


      5'4"
      45 yrs (F) a.k.a. "Butterbean"
      Start date 5/18/2003
      197/163.5/130

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      • #4
        Re: How Stupid Do They Think We Are?

        Originally posted by MotherOfGizmo
        Eww, if I had to eat the little ----'s I'd probably have to go Vegan on ya!
        My ..... aren't we brave this afternoon?
        53/female/241lbs.




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        • #5
          Re: How Stupid Do They Think We Are?

          On packaging from a Rowenta Iron:
          Do not iron clothes on body.
          So that's what I'm doing wrong!!! Lol!

          You know what's scary about some of those warnings? Someone did it!!!
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            Re: How Stupid Do They Think We Are?

            On a hotel-provided shower cap box:
            Fits one head.



            Well, there goes my idea for a romantic evening..



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            Measuring every 2 weeks
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            • #7
              Re: How Stupid Do They Think We Are?

              Originally posted by Bugaboo
              So that's what I'm doing wrong!!! Lol!

              You know what's scary about some of those warnings? Someone did it!!!
              I know, that really is the scary part! LOL


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              Start date 5/18/2003
              197/163.5/130

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              • #8
                Re: How Stupid Do They Think We Are?

                Originally posted by MotherOfGizmo


                On an American Airlines package of nuts:
                Instructions: Open package, eat nuts.

                Alls I can say is thank goodness, THANK GOODNESS for these instructions. I would not have known what to do with the package of peanuts I was given. Seriously, I thought it was something to play with.....I was tossing it back and forth across the isle with someone sitting in seat 23c. We were having fun too, but then the captian came over to us and showed us the instructions on the side of the peanuts. Wow.

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                • #9
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                  On a package of Sunmaid raisins:
                  Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?
                  Well, now we could take that in a variety of ways, couldn't we?

                  But, I suppose it's better than sticking them up your little brother's nose!!
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                  • #10
                    Re: How Stupid Do They Think We Are?

                    On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
                    For indoor or outdoor use only.

                    Oh, so we can't use them INTERNALLY?
                    Started Atkins 2d time 6/20/05
                    218/187/140
                    Measuring every 2 weeks
                    As of 10/31/05, losta total of 56.75 inches!



                    Minimum 45 min cardio per day

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                    • #11
                      Re: How Stupid Do They Think We Are?

                      On a package of Sunmaid raisins:
                      Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?

                      I did that. The box got all soggy.
                      Started Atkins 2d time 6/20/05
                      218/187/140
                      Measuring every 2 weeks
                      As of 10/31/05, losta total of 56.75 inches!



                      Minimum 45 min cardio per day

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                      • #12
                        Re: How Stupid Do They Think We Are?

                        Originally posted by Finelly
                        On a package of Sunmaid raisins:
                        Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?

                        I did that. The box got all soggy.


                        I guess they should put more directions on the box. Like, "Open the box .... and toss them IN your favorite breakfast cereal."
                        53/female/241lbs.




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                        • #13
                          Re: How Stupid Do They Think We Are?

                          i've got one..on a blow dryer..do not use while sleeping!!!
                          *Dieting makes you look good with your clothes on...exercise make you look good with them off.*

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                          • #14
                            Re: How Stupid Do They Think We Are?

                            What? You can't use the blowdryer while sleeping?

                            I had absolutely no idea.
                            Started Atkins 2d time 6/20/05
                            218/187/140
                            Measuring every 2 weeks
                            As of 10/31/05, losta total of 56.75 inches!



                            Minimum 45 min cardio per day

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