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new store named 'Husband-Mart' just opened.
>>>>
>>>> Husband-Mart is a store where women can go and choose a husband from
>>>> among many men. The store is composed of six floors and the men
>>>> increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flight of
>>>> stairs. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor
>>>> you may choose a man from that floor. But - if you go up a floor, you
>>>> cannot go back down, except to exit the building.
>>>>
>>>> So...........this woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
>>>>
>>>> On the first floor, the sign on the door reads:
>>>>
>>>> Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
>>>>
>>>> The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better
>>>> than
>>>> my last boyfriend, but I wonder what is further up?" So up she goes.
>>>>
>>>> The second floor sign reads:
>>>>
>>>> Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
>>>>
>>>> The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's
>>>> further up?" And up she goes.
>>>>
>>>> The third floor sign reads:
>>>>
>>>> Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good
>>>> looking.
>>>>
>>>> "Hmm, better", she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?" Up she goes.
>>>>
>>>> The fourth floor sign reads:
>>>>
>>>> Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking
>>>> and help with the housework.
>>>>
>>>> "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "This is very tempting. But, there must be
>>>> even more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.
>>>>
>>>> The fifth floor sign reads:
>>>>
>>>> Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking,
>>>> help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
>>>>
>>>> "Oh, mercy me!" she cries. "But just think what must be waiting for me
>>>> on the sixth floor?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The sixth floor sign reads:
>>>>
>>>> Floor 6 - You are visitor 1,260,459,789,016 to this floor.
>>>>
>>>> There are no men on this floor.
>>>>
>>>> This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
>>>>
>>>> Thank you for shopping at Husband-Mart.
>>>>
>>>> Have a nice day!
personally I don't get this joke
>>>>
>>>> Husband-Mart is a store where women can go and choose a husband from
>>>> among many men. The store is composed of six floors and the men
>>>> increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flight of
>>>> stairs. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor
>>>> you may choose a man from that floor. But - if you go up a floor, you
>>>> cannot go back down, except to exit the building.
>>>>
>>>> So...........this woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
>>>>
>>>> On the first floor, the sign on the door reads:
>>>>
>>>> Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
>>>>
>>>> The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better
>>>> than
>>>> my last boyfriend, but I wonder what is further up?" So up she goes.
>>>>
>>>> The second floor sign reads:
>>>>
>>>> Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
>>>>
>>>> The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's
>>>> further up?" And up she goes.
>>>>
>>>> The third floor sign reads:
>>>>
>>>> Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good
>>>> looking.
>>>>
>>>> "Hmm, better", she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?" Up she goes.
>>>>
>>>> The fourth floor sign reads:
>>>>
>>>> Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking
>>>> and help with the housework.
>>>>
>>>> "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "This is very tempting. But, there must be
>>>> even more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.
>>>>
>>>> The fifth floor sign reads:
>>>>
>>>> Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking,
>>>> help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
>>>>
>>>> "Oh, mercy me!" she cries. "But just think what must be waiting for me
>>>> on the sixth floor?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The sixth floor sign reads:
>>>>
>>>> Floor 6 - You are visitor 1,260,459,789,016 to this floor.
>>>>
>>>> There are no men on this floor.
>>>>
>>>> This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
>>>>
>>>> Thank you for shopping at Husband-Mart.
>>>>
>>>> Have a nice day!
personally I don't get this joke
I'm gonna win this battle!
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