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    Beethoven Symphonies


    A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of
    a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts
    searching for the source.


    He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a
    grave with a headstone that reads: Ludwig van Beethoven,
    1770-1827. Then he realizes that the music is the Ninth
    Symphony and it is being played backward! Puzzled, he leaves
    the graveyard and persuades a friend to return with him.

    By the time they arrive back at the grave, the music has
    changed. This time it is the Seventh Symphony, but like the
    previous piece, it is being played backward.


    Curious, the men agree to consult a music scholar. When they
    return with the expert, the Fifth Symphony is playing, again
    backward. The expert notices that the symphonies are being
    played in the reverse order in which they were composed, the
    9th, then the 7th, then the 5th.


    By the next day the word has spread and a throng has
    gathered around the grave. They are all listening to the
    Second Symphony being played backward.


    Just then the graveyard's caretaker ambles up to the group.
    Someone in the crowd asks him if he has an explanation for
    the music.


    "Oh, it's nothing to worry about" says the caretaker.
    "He's just decomposing!"


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    Re: Monday's Halloween Joke

    Bwaha!! That's cute! I'm going to tell my son that one.
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    • #3
      Re: Monday's Halloween Joke

      Okay, I love men and I hope no one gets offended here. It's just a joke.

      Why Pumpkins are better than Men


      1. Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.

      2. No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready to
      greet you with a smile.


      3. One usually makes a better pie.

      4. They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you!

      5. If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up
      another face.


      6. If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw
      him out.


      7. From the start you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush
      filled head to begin with.


      8. A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to
      be.


      If anyone can explain number 3 to me, please do.

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      • #4
        Re: Monday's Halloween Joke

        Warning: Adult humor



        The top ten reasons why trick or treating is better then sex.



        • You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
        • If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
        • The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
        • You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
        • It's OK when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.
        • Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
        • If you don't like what you get you can always go next door.
        • It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
        • Less guilt the morning after.



        • #1: YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!
        53/female/241lbs.




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        • #5
          Re: Monday's Halloween Joke

          # 3. Men can't cook, pumpkins make good pies.


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          • #6
            Re: Monday's Halloween Joke

            Q: Why don't monsters eat clowns?












            A: Because they taste funny.


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            • #7
              Re: Monday's Halloween Joke

              Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a ghost?









              A: A poultry-geist!


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              • #8
                Re: Monday's Halloween Joke

                Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school?

                He was buttering up his teacher.
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                • #9
                  Re: Monday's Halloween Joke

                  LOL I like that one.


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                  • #10
                    Re: Monday's Halloween Joke

                    Originally posted by MotherOfGizmo
                    LOL I like that one.
                    I thought you would!
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                    • #11
                      Re: Monday's Halloween Joke

                      One more before I go. (Glad aren't you?)

                      Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?

                      He's all right now.
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                      • #12
                        Re: Monday's Halloween Joke

                        Originally posted by Piasabird

                        3. One usually makes a better pie.
                        If anyone can explain number 3 to me, please do.

                        I don't know about that one, my hubby makes a pretty good pumpkin pie!
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                        • #13
                          Re: Monday's Halloween Joke

                          That's why it says "usually"


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