Beauty on the roads

[Labarum]

I copy this amusing *vignette from a UK Cycling forum:


Voice 1

Maybe it takes someone else to make you realise you have a 'problem'
Driving somewhere, anywhere, wifey in passenger seat, I see a car carrying a bike or bikes, I see a bike going past, I'm on holiday in Crete and see a bunch of riders go by.........my eyes follow them everytime

The final straw is when she says to me....'You're sad, you used to ogle females as they went past' with a wry grin on her face......
Little does she realise........i ogle both nowadays

Voice 2

Its all about ogleing females on bikes

Voice 1

Doesn't work all the time though.

The other day I'm thinking "Cor, nice arse", but saying "Cor, nice bike".

Unfortunately 100yds later the missus calls my bluff and says
"So what was it then?"

Caught again.

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*From Dictionary.com

vignette (noun)

1. A decorative design placed at the beginning or end of a book or chapter of a book or along the border of a page.
2. An unbordered picture, often a portrait, that shades off into the surrounding color at the edges.
   1. A short, usually descriptive literary sketch.
   2. A short scene or incident, as from a movie.