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Someone turns up at the Pearly Gates and is greeted by St Peter. The wall behind him is covered in thousands of clocks. The new arrival asks about them
"O, they are the lie clocks. When someone is born we hang a new clock. When they arrive here at the gates we count the clicks, one for each lie. There is Mother Thersa's - look - only two clicks - amazing."
Our new arrival asks,
"Where is George W's?" (Substitute Tony Blair or any other worthy name.)
"O, that's in the Lord's Office. He uses it as a fan."
"O, they are the lie clocks. When someone is born we hang a new clock. When they arrive here at the gates we count the clicks, one for each lie. There is Mother Thersa's - look - only two clicks - amazing."
Our new arrival asks,
"Where is George W's?" (Substitute Tony Blair or any other worthy name.)
"O, that's in the Lord's Office. He uses it as a fan."
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