Thursday's funny

[MotherOfGizmo]

Have a joke? please share (good or bad is fine ) here's mine

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral.
A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket

During the service, following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into
laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral...I'm a gynecologist."

And at that point, the proctologist fainted.

[Lady_Hawke]

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OH MY STARS!! LMAO!!!!!

[MotherOfGizmo]

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A young woman brought her fiancé home to meet her parents. After
dinner, her mother told her father to find out about the young man. The father invited the fiancé to his study for a talk.

"So what are your plans?" the father asked the young man.

"I am a biblical scholar," he replied.

"A Biblical scholar. Hmmm," the father said. "Admirable, but what will
you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in?"


"I will study," the young man replied, "and God will provide for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she
deserves?" asked the father.

"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replied, "God will
provide for us."

"And children?" asked the father. "How will you support children?"

"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replied the fiancé.

The conversation proceeded like this, and each time the father
questioned, the young idealist insisted that God would provide.

Later, the mother asked, "How did it go, Honey?"

The father answered, "He has no job and no plans, and he thinks I'm
God."

[MotherOfGizmo]

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----- HORSEBACK RIDER.....

A young blonde woman decides to try horseback riding, even thoughshehas had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse,
unassisted, and t he horse immediately springs into action.As it gallops along at a steadyand rhythmic pace, the blondebegins to
slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane,butcannot get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horses
neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway!

The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its' slippingrider.Finally, losing her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away
fromthe horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, herfootbecomesentangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the
horse'spounding hooves as her head is struck against the groundover andoverand over.As her head is battered against the ground and she is meremoments awayfrom unconsciousness, to her great fortune, Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter,sees her and unplugs the horse.

[mrslee44]

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LMFAO Karen..LOL

The first one was priceless!...LOL

Robin
Hugs

[alpha_wolf_1966]

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ROFL...that first one was hilarious.

[Analog6]

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Two old fellows meet up in the park.

One says to the other, proudly "I've finally got my new hearing aid - the doctor said it's state of the art".

"That's great", syas the other guy. "What type is it?"

"4 o'clock", says the first.