Office Supply Fetish Geeks, unite!

[cleochatra]

I just received my brand new electric pencil sharpener for Christmas.

With suction cup feet, three pencil size settings and X-acto knife blades.


That is all.

[Richt]

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Wow, i am in awe..... can you post some pics?

[matawguro]

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You'd probably enjoy this link.

Office Bricolage

Bricolage - (noun) Something made or put together using whatever materials happen to be available

The only contest that tries to make weapons from common office supplies.

[k5commando]

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Ah yes, the one with the triple planetary two speed hyphoid gear drive multi-directional acu-tip carbide blade inserts. Your so lucky.

[cleochatra]

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I could post a picture but it's like Office Porn. It's truly hot. Just like K5 said.

LOL Robbie! I could make nunchukus from my stapler. *ninja stance*

[snowlily]

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I bought the kids one of these for school! Not the exact one as you cleo, but its the coolest thing.

[softnred]

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ooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!!!! I've always wanted one with Xacto blades. Can I come over and touch it sometime?? I just got a new one at work, but it's not an Xacto...

[cleochatra]

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You all may touch my sharpener, yes. But only one at a time. And then I need to buff and seal it again after each fingerdigit finds its way to my precioussss.

Snowlily-- you know, I still see the wall-mounted ones and I actually prefer those only for nostalgia reasons (they usually break down after a few years), and the one I have says it's fit for school classrooms because it's a heavy-duty model. It's pretty (excuse the pun) sharp!

[alpha_wolf_1966]

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JoAnne, you know you're not to touch anyone else's X-acto blades but mine!!!

[Coop2004]

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Snowlily-- you know, I still see the wall-mounted ones and I actually prefer those only for nostalgia reasons (they usually break down after a few years), and the one I have says it's fit for school classrooms because it's a heavy-duty model. It's pretty (excuse the pun) sharp!

When I was in school (sounding like my parents), the wall mounted sharpeners were the manual ones!! (Yes, we did have pencils - with erasers - back then!!)

[Bugaboo]

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3 settings and x-acto knife blades? I'm having sharpener envy.

[ladyinred]

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Oooooh. I definitely have sharpener envy. You lucky, lucky wench. I am so jealous. We used to have a manual one that was bolted to the wall, or maybe it was a desk. It was so cool. I think my parents sold it with the house. It didn't have x-acto blades though....