questions with no answer?

[poisonivy18]

1. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
2. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconuts, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
3. If a drug store is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors?
4. Do fish get thirsty?
5. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
6. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
7. Why do banks leave both doors open, yet they chain pens to the countertops?
8. Why do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet soda?
9. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
10. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
11. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
12. Why do bullies always ask "what’s your problem" when they're obviously not going to solve it?
13. Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
14. Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
15. why does goofy walk on 2 legs while pluto (mickey's dog) walks on four? both are dogs...