Funny Funny Mother :) Holiday Greetings!

[Heidi3]

FUNNY, FUNNY MOTHER
Author Unknown
See mother
see mother laugh
mother is happy
mother is happy about Christmas
mother has many plans
mother has many plans for Christmas
mother is organized
mother smiles all the time
funny, funny mother

See mother
see mother smile
mother is happy
the shopping is done
Santa is ready
oh, look, look
see the children
see the children watch t.v.
watch, children, watch
see the children change their minds
see them ask Santa for different toys
look, look
mother is not smiling
funny, funny mother

See mother
see mother sew
mother will sew dresses
mother will make robes
mother will make shirts
look, look
mother put the zipper in wrong
see mother sew the dress on the wrong side
see mother cut the skirt too short
see mother put the material away until January
look, look
see mother take a pill
funny, funny mother

See mother
see mother buy raisins and nuts
see mother buy canned pineapple and powdered sugar
see mother buy flour and dates and pecans and brown sugar
and bananas and spices and vanilla
look, look
mother is mixing everything together

See the children
see the children laugh
they are making cookies
see the children press out the cookies
see the children with flour on their elbows
see the cookies burn
see the cake fall
see the children pull taffy
see mother pull her hair
see mother clean the kitchen with the garden hose
funny, funny mother

See mother
see mother wrap presents
see mother look for the end of the scotch tape roll
see mother bite her nails
see mother wrap herself in cellophane
see mother go to the store twelve times in one hour
go, mother, go
see mother run
run, mother, run

See mother trim the tree
see mother have a party
see mother make popcorn
see mother scrub the rug
see mother tear up her organized plan
see mother forget the gift for Uncle Harold
see mother get the hives
look, look
see the faraway look in mothers eyes
mother is disorganized
funny, funny mother

It is finally Christmas morning
see the happy family
see father smile
father is happy
smile, father, smile
father loves fruitcake
father loves Christmas pudding
father loves his new neckties
look, look
see the happy children
see the childrens toys
Santa was very good to the children
the children will remember this Christmas

See mother
see mother slumped in her chair
mother is crying uncontrollably
mother does not look well
mother has ugly, dark circles under her bloodshot eyes
everyone will help mother to bed
mother will sleep quietly under sedation
see mother smile
funny, funny, mother

[Laurenfra]

Re: Funny Funny Mother Holiday Greetings!

Hey who said you could write a poem about me?

[Perry]

Re: Funny Funny Mother Holiday Greetings!

See father stringing up the lights outside. See father fall off ladder. Frown, Frown.

See father trudge out in cold to find a holiday tree. See tree blow off car roof. Laugh, Laugh. Drag tree into house and see the beautiful green needles that decorate the carpet!

See father try to get hints from mother on what she would like. Bangs head on wall after she says "I have all I need". See father at mall the day before xmas frantically searching for something. He finally finds it! In Victoria's Secret. (See look on mothers face when she opens package!)

See father assembling toys Christmas eve. All the directions scattered. He does have the tools but not the patience. The little baby doll must wet her diaper! What batteries?

See father and mother snuggle together Christmas morning while they watch the children open their presents. Joy! Joy!

[Heidi3]

Re: Funny Funny Mother Holiday Greetings!

Good Perry I have never seen that one...however ....look at Mother's list..and then look at Fathers list.....and to be honest ...Mother is not really snuggling with Father she is passed out in his arms

[Perry]

Re: Funny Funny Mother Holiday Greetings!

That's because it is a Perry original.

If it takes some drugs to get mother in his arms, so be it!

[Heidi3]

Re: Funny Funny Mother Holiday Greetings!

"That's because it is a Perry original."

all the better