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    Thursday Joke time - - - -

    A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

    Suddenly, she sneezes & her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it in mid air & hands it back to her.

    "My goodness, I am sorry", she says & pops the eye back in place. "Let me buy you dinner to make it upto you!"

    They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, & after go to the theatre, then follows drinks. They talk, she shares her deepest dreams with him & he shares his with her. After paying for everything, she asks him if would like to go back to her place for a nightcap & stay for breakfast.

    They had, a wonderful, amazing night of passion!

    Next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings. The man is amazed. Upto now, everything has been so incredible.

    "You know" he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you like this to every man you meet?"

    "No," She replies ..........


    Wait for it .......


    It's coming .......


    The suspense is killing you isn't it? ....


    She says .........


    "You just happened to catch my eye!"
    sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o

    It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




    I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!
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    Re: Thursday Joke time - - - -

    Rich, that is so bad. LOL


    5'4"
    45 yrs (F) a.k.a. "Butterbean"
    Start date 5/18/2003
    197/163.5/130

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    • #3
      Re: Thursday Joke time - - - -

      It was sort of meant to be MOG ;-)
      sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o

      It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




      I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

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      • #4
        Re: Thursday Joke time - - - -

        Talk about a shaggy dog! Laffs with delight!
        Before and after:






        PLEDGING FLIGHTS
        Completed: 1st set of buildings and mountains (Everest,M.Blanc & Kilimanjaro, twice); Tower Masts & Chimneys; More virtual buildings; Challenger's Choice x 2 (volcanos and mountains on Mars). Currently climbing: Mount Snowdon again: 416/475

        Start 10 Jan 2005. Maintenance since Aug. 2005.
        F/56yrs/5'.4"
        SW:77.7 LW:56.5 CW:60.1 (kilos)

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        • #5
          Re: Thursday Joke time - - - -

          Oh dear.
          Female, 46yrs, 5'3"

          Restarted Atkins 09/19/05
          Re-restarted Atkins 03/12/07

          SW198.5/CW215/GW150







          Slug Free 6WEC#21 & 22 & 23

          "Superhuman willpower is not required to do Atkins, only the wisdom to put yourself into a position where you won't need it."

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          • #6
            Re: Thursday Joke time - - - -

            Originally posted by Richt
            It was sort of meant to be MOG ;-)
            Oh I knew that Rich, I have come to know what to expect from you by now!


            5'4"
            45 yrs (F) a.k.a. "Butterbean"
            Start date 5/18/2003
            197/163.5/130

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            • #7
              Re: Thursday Joke time - - - -

              I was laughing so hard at her eye flying out of the socket I barely finished the joke!!! Thanks so much Richt I needed to laugh like that after the day I had! It also reminded me of a joke I heard many years ago at 13: ok here it is.

              Joe went out to chinese food with some friends and they stayed out late into the night. When Joe got home he was so tired he just popped his glass eye out and set it in the glass on his night table. During the middle of the night, still more asleep then awake, Joe is thirsty and drinks down the glass of water he keeps by his bed. The next morning he can't find his glass eye anywhere so he takes out a patch and wears it. He has no clue where he lost his glass eye. By day three Joe has terrible cramps, he can hardly walk and goes to emergency. The doctor asked Joe when his last BM was and Joe can't remember, Doc has Joe bend over and as Doc looks up Joes butt he starts laughing, he calls the nurse in to have a look and she cracks up, Joe has no idea what everyone finds so amusing and asks the doctor...the doctor stopped laughing long enough to say " this is the first time I've ever looked up someones butt and it was looking back at me" (the doctor had found Joes glass eye!)

              Ok at 13 I thought that was the funniest thing and at 42 I still do!

              Lady Hawke

              Attitude Changes Everything.
              Just like the butterfly, I too will awaken in my own time.
              ---><---



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              • #8
                Re: Thursday Joke time - - - -

                PERFECT!!!!! ...I had a harrowing day!!!!! Jokes help everything


                thank you!!!!!

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                • #9
                  Re: Thursday Joke time - - - -

                  lolol
                  Starting Date 3/12/04 285/165/145 - F



                  Dedication gives wings to our dreams and keeps them in flight! In One Word...COMMITTMENT.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Thursday Joke time - - - -

                    Laffing again! Good one Lady Hawke! Hmmm... you can get hooked on glass eye stories it seems!
                    Before and after:






                    PLEDGING FLIGHTS
                    Completed: 1st set of buildings and mountains (Everest,M.Blanc & Kilimanjaro, twice); Tower Masts & Chimneys; More virtual buildings; Challenger's Choice x 2 (volcanos and mountains on Mars). Currently climbing: Mount Snowdon again: 416/475

                    Start 10 Jan 2005. Maintenance since Aug. 2005.
                    F/56yrs/5'.4"
                    SW:77.7 LW:56.5 CW:60.1 (kilos)

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                    • #11
                      Re: Thursday Joke time - - - -

                      wow 2 in one topic.
                      by the book atkinseer

                      started 6/1/02 at 313
                      goalie 5/04 at 167 with under 15% body fat ADBB Presidents exercise Challenge


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