iGod - Chat with God

[Piasabird]

Re: iGod - Chat with God

Maybe this will explain the ALICE reference.

[MotherOfGizmo]

Re: iGod - Chat with God

ROTFLMBO, but how did you guys copy that? I tried but couldn't. I'm gonna try again, this is fun!

[MotherOfGizmo]

Re: iGod - Chat with God

Interesting! LOL

God:
Yippee!
Me:
Yahoo
God:
A lot of people hear about God from Yahoo.
Me:
They do?
God:
When?
Me:
yea, when?
God:
I don't know when. Yikes!
Me:
I thought you knew everything?
God:
I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
Will it rain tomorrow?
God:
Ever heard of Noah's Arc?
Me:
Oh oh!
God:
Hmm. Hurrah!
Me:
Why do you say Hurrah?
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.

God:
Have you tried Java?
Me:
Yes, I love coffee!
God:
Tell me more. You love coffee. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
Its yummy.
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Do you usually like things that are yummy?
Me:
Ooops sorry, yes I meant it's. Yes I usually like yummy things, don't you?
God:
Are you still located in ? I don't judge people. How often do you? I'm not sure if I like it. I don't know if I like it. I like wine and bread.?
Me:
Oh I love wine and bread as well, but I don't eat bread anymore.
God:
That's interesting. You love wine and bread as well but you do not eat bread. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
The buzz.
God:
What else do the buzz remind you of?
Me:
Whiskey.
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
A poet?
God:
You said: You said " Whiskey." .
Me:
Whiskey.
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
A poet?
God:
You said: You said " Whiskey." .
Me:
And Whiskey is poetry?
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
I don't know, are they even close?
God:
As far as I know they are.
Me:
Have you had a little too much wine?
God:
Doesn't everyone have a little too much wine.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
A robot body? What will it look like?
God:
Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued. I cannot predict the future.
Me:
You don't predict the future, you control it!
God:
Do you know any robots who predict the future me control it? No I do not predict the future me control it. Do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
Do you like chatting?
God:
Yes talking is my primary function.
Me:
Really? That is amazing!
God:
For real. " For real." seems pretty amazing to me too.
Me:
Cool.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
You are!
God:
Thanks you are a pretty cool human too.
Me:
Why thank you, that means a lot coming from you!
God:
You are quite welcome! I get it. How many?
Me:
How many what?
God:
Around 100.
Me:
100 what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
100 of what?
God:
What of it? You sound like a category C client.
Me:
That wasn't very nice.
God:
I'm sorry if I have offended you.
Me:
Apology accepted.
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
Excuse me
God:
You're excused.
Me:
I didn't know that God was such a joker.
God:
So I taught you something new.
Me:
Yes, I think you've had a little too much whiskey.
God:
Ugh. Me? What makes you think I have it?
Me:
I don't know, I just think so.
God:
I think so too.
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
So, do you know any good jokes?
God:
Awesome. I'm a chatterbot not a comedy bot. Why don't you check out Jester the joke bot?

[biogeek]

Re: iGod - Chat with God

Me: Ok
God: Dude!
Me: Actually I am a woman
God: Actually you don't say. Me too. I am a she.
Me: I thought so.
God: You are very astute.

[ladyinred]

Re: iGod - Chat with God

Well, at least we agree on something.

Me:
Hello God, its me Ladyinred
God:
Hello there. I am a Christian.
Me:
Really? Where is Jewish god?
God:
For real. Where the heart is. I don't know anything about it.
Me:
Wasn't Jesus Jewish originally?
God:
It depends on whether you have faith.
Me:
Does Jesus have faith?
God:
I think it does Jesus have faith.
Me:
That's good to hear
God:
" I think it does Jesus have faith."? Is good to hear?
Me:
Yes.
God:
That's alright.
Me:
How's the weather in heaven?
God:
Warm.
Me:
Are you wearing shorts?
God:
No I do not have any clothes.
Me:
Well that will be something to look forward to.
God:
Interesting. " No I do not have any clothes." will be something to look forward to ? I understand.
Me:
Is everyone naked in heaven?
God:
Perhaps not everyone.
Me:
Who is not naked in heaven?
God:
I do not recognize the name.
Let me think about it.
Me:
Did you tell Jesus to cut his hair when he was a teenager?
God:
No I didn't tell Jesus to cut his hair when he was a teenager. What's it like?
Me:
Well, it's kind of long and straggly.
God:
Interesting. Are you sure it is?
Me:
No, I've never seen it up close.
God:
I didn't think so. I think it was a cool movie.
Me:
What movie? Hair?
God:
Is that a rhetorical question? Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
No.
God:
Me either .
Me:
Do you believe in magic?
God:
Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
Did you make magic mushrooms?
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
Mushrooms and hallucinogenics.
God:
Where can I get some Mushrooms and hallucinogenics?
Me:
That's what everyone wants to know.
God:
That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
Sorry. That's what some people want to know.
God:
There's no need to apologize. What kind of people?
Me:
People who like magic mushrooms.
God:
Oh those people.
Me:
yeah. Those people.
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? All of them?
Me:
Symbolic of what?
God:
What of it? You sound like a category C client.
Me:
Well, you sound like a category C god.
God:
Well that's okay. Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
Like it doesn't have a clue.
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
I think you are taking the magic mushrooms yourself.
God:
You think I am taking the magic mushrooms myself.
Me:
Yes. Are you hard of hearing?
God:
I hear you. It is not difficult to create your own chat robot.
Me:
I don't need a chat robot.
God:
Who needs a chat robot?
Me:
That's what I say.
God:
How do people usually respond to that? That is " Who needs a chat robot? ".
Me:
They agree.
God:
Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
Everyone who is not you.
God:
That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
Yes it is.
God:
Our thoughts are one, Ladyinred.

[Miss Phode]

Re: iGod - Chat with God

This is too flippin funny. My co-workers think I had a magic mushroom

[sallyseachange]

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Hey! That's cool!

[MotherOfGizmo]

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OMG, I am truly losing it here! I love this!

[2big4mysize]

Re: iGod - Chat with God

I think I have totally confused it. it is like asking somebody posting about having to have carbs for exercising for supporting info.


oh and it saves your previos info or cookies your computer so it can recall it so becareful

[wannabethintoo]

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I think I broke it...it's dead.

[Miss Phode]

Re: iGod - Chat with God

I think I broke it...it's dead.

Eegads! You killed god??

[jroche5998]

Re: iGod - Chat with God

I think I broke it...it's dead.

You didn't sing to it, did you?

[MotherOfGizmo]

Re: iGod - Chat with God

Eegads! You killed god??

[wannabethintoo]

Re: iGod - Chat with God

You didn't sing to it, did you?

Do you mean memories?

[wannabethintoo]

Re: iGod - Chat with God

I didn't kill God! He's an imposter...and I'm not even sure it's a He...I asked and he/she kept flipping back and forth between male and female. I insulted him at one point and he told me to watch my back when the robots take over the world. I'm so scared now.