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THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE ~ BUT .. THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
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I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, andso are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, thesugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
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Of loving beauty you float with grace.
If only you could hide your face.
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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
This describes everything you are not.
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I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.
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I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
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My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
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My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "Go To ****".
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
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