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  • #1

    Comeback Lines To Pick Up Lines

    These could come in handy!

    1. Haven't I seen you someplace before?
    Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

    2. Is this seat empty?
    Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

    3. Your place or mine?
    Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

    4. So, what do you do for a living?
    I'm a female impersonator.

    5. Hey baby, what's your sign?
    Do not enter.

    6. How do you like your eggs in the morning?
    Unfertilized

    7. Your body is like a temple.
    Sorry, there are no services today.

    8. I would go to the end of the world for you.
    But would you stay there?

    9. If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
    If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.


    5'4"
    45 yrs (F) a.k.a. "Butterbean"
    Start date 5/18/2003
    197/163.5/130
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  • #2
    Re: Comeback Lines To Pick Up Lines

    If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

    No, I'd probably shoot you.
    sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o

    It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




    I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

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    • #3
      Re: Comeback Lines To Pick Up Lines

      Can I have your phone number?

      Why dont you have one of your own?
      sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o

      It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




      I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

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      • #4
        Re: Comeback Lines To Pick Up Lines


        9. If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
        If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
        lmao


        26/f//5 2` Hw136 /GW110/CW??
        Give More Expect Less


        change can come in either of two important ways:start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively.
        Dr Phil

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        • #5
          Re: Comeback Lines To Pick Up Lines

          Oh is that u??
          no u are dreaming


          26/f//5 2` Hw136 /GW110/CW??
          Give More Expect Less


          change can come in either of two important ways:start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively.
          Dr Phil

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          • #6
            Re: Comeback Lines To Pick Up Lines

            Karen / Butterbean, I have book on these at home, when I get home in about 30 minutes I will look some more up for you!

            Rich
            sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o

            It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




            I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

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            • #7
              Re: Comeback Lines To Pick Up Lines

              Originally posted by Richt
              Karen / Butterbean, I have book on these at home, when I get home in about 30 minutes I will look some more up for you!

              Rich
              GREAT! This could be fun!


              5'4"
              45 yrs (F) a.k.a. "Butterbean"
              Start date 5/18/2003
              197/163.5/130

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              • #8
                Re: Comeback Lines To Pick Up Lines

                Wanna go out some time?

                Sure. I'll go out now. You stay here.
                Female, 46yrs, 5'3"

                Restarted Atkins 09/19/05
                Re-restarted Atkins 03/12/07

                SW198.5/CW215/GW150







                Slug Free 6WEC#21 & 22 & 23

                "Superhuman willpower is not required to do Atkins, only the wisdom to put yourself into a position where you won't need it."

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                • #9
                  Re: Comeback Lines To Pick Up Lines

                  LOL, good one.


                  5'4"
                  45 yrs (F) a.k.a. "Butterbean"
                  Start date 5/18/2003
                  197/163.5/130

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                  • #10
                    Re: Comeback Lines To Pick Up Lines

                    MOG - I love the female impersonator and the one about being naked. LOL!
                    27 F 5' 7"
                    Before baby: HW:230/195 after 6 months on Atkins
                    After baby and current restart: 210/207/120

                    I'm too sexy.....for this bod; WAY too sexy for this bod

                    Phase: Restarting a clean Induction as of 7/29/2007.

                    Minigoals:
                    To get thru my first week clean: (8/05/2007) Done! Yay! and 3lbs down :/ but at least it's a loss.
                    To get thru my second week clean: (8/12/2007)
                    199lbs:
                    189lbs:
                    179lbs:
                    169lbs:
                    159lbs:
                    149lbs:
                    139lbs:
                    129lbs:
                    Goal!:

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                    • #11
                      Re: Comeback Lines To Pick Up Lines

                      Those are good ones aren't they? LOL


                      5'4"
                      45 yrs (F) a.k.a. "Butterbean"
                      Start date 5/18/2003
                      197/163.5/130

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                      • #12
                        Re: Comeback Lines To Pick Up Lines

                        Here's one my college roommate used to use on the 40 year old men who used to hang around college bars:

                        He: My name is Tom. What's yours?
                        She: Jailbait.
                        ~Megs~
                        242/141/160 (130)
                        dress size 26/10/8
                        5'4", Female, May 2, 2003
                        My blog:
                        http://mformiscellaneous.blogspot.com/

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                        • #13
                          Re: Comeback Lines To Pick Up Lines

                          Where's Rich and his book? (no, not the little black one)
                          Female, 46yrs, 5'3"

                          Restarted Atkins 09/19/05
                          Re-restarted Atkins 03/12/07

                          SW198.5/CW215/GW150







                          Slug Free 6WEC#21 & 22 & 23

                          "Superhuman willpower is not required to do Atkins, only the wisdom to put yourself into a position where you won't need it."

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                          • #14
                            Re: Comeback Lines To Pick Up Lines

                            LOL, I like the jailbait one! Too bad I'm too old to use it! Oh yea, and I dont' hang out in bars anymore either, oh well, its still a good one!


                            5'4"
                            45 yrs (F) a.k.a. "Butterbean"
                            Start date 5/18/2003
                            197/163.5/130

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                            • #15
                              Re: Comeback Lines To Pick Up Lines

                              Here you go ladies

                              *My stars said I would meet the woman of my dreams tonight
                              * I'll go and see if I can find her for you

                              *Don't go, you'll never find anyone like me again.
                              * I certainly hope not

                              *I'm considering chucking my girlfriend for you, how do you feel about that.
                              * But I dont want your girlfriend

                              *I've alwyas believed in love at first sight
                              * So did I - until I met you.

                              * Do you mind if I smoke
                              * I dont care if you burn

                              * Can I kiss you?
                              * Of Course, but mind you dont burn yourself on my cigarette

                              *Hello, didnt we sleep together once, or was it twice?
                              * It must have been once, I never make the same mistake twice.



                              Thats just a selection, I have loads......

                              Rich
                              sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o

                              It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




                              I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

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