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    Three women die together in an accident

    and go to heaven.

    When they get there, St. Peter says, "We have only one rule here in

    heaven: don't step on the ducks!"

    So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.

    It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!" The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman. The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The now delighted woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?" And the guy responds , "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a damn duck"

    sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o

    It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




    I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

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    Oh that was bad! LOL


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    • #3
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      Ooohhhh. Rich.
      Female, 46yrs, 5'3"

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      Re-restarted Atkins 03/12/07

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      • #4
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        Sorry ladies, its a circular email that I have received today.
        sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o

        It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




        I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

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          I don't know if I should laugh or not haha. Oops, that just slipped out.
          Steph - Age: 24 yrs - Height: 5'4" - Original Weight: 170 lbs - Current Weight: 155 lbs - Goal Weight: 120 lbs - STAC




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          • #6
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            Read this joke before, but it is stuff funny! Nice to have a 'clean' joke that still gets laughs in the office.
            185/163/160
            Male 27 6'1"



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