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    Back by popular demand..............

    * I'm a photographer from a modeling agency, I have been looking for a face like yours!
    * I'm a plastic surgeon and I've been looking for a face like yours

    *When will we meet again?
    * In another life, I hope

    *Are you happy?
    * I was

    * Kiss me and I will tell you a secret
    * I know your secret, I work at the clinic

    *Would you like another drink?
    * Do you really think our relationship will last that long?

    * With you I've finally found what I have been looking for in life
    * With you I have finally lost it

    * Hello
    * Goodbye

    * Do you take the washing up out of the sink before you p**s in it?
    * No, nor after
    sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o

    It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




    I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

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    Re: More chat up and put down lines

    * Do you take the washing up out of the sink before you p**s in it?
    * No, nor after
    Ummmm......? Is this a British thing? You go around peeing in the sink? Sorry, I don't get why you would try to pick someone up with this line.
    Female, 46yrs, 5'3"

    Restarted Atkins 09/19/05
    Re-restarted Atkins 03/12/07

    SW198.5/CW215/GW150







    Slug Free 6WEC#21 & 22 & 23

    "Superhuman willpower is not required to do Atkins, only the wisdom to put yourself into a position where you won't need it."

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    • #3
      Re: More chat up and put down lines

      Originally posted by ladyinred
      Ummmm......? Is this a British thing? You go around peeing in the sink? Sorry, I don't get why you would try to pick someone up with this line.
      No we dont go around doing that, but its rumoured that people from a lower background do. I am sure no one does though.

      And I am with you, its hardly the sort of pickup line anyone would use. But I suppose thats all part of the joke.

      R
      sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o

      It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




      I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

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      • #4
        Re: More chat up and put down lines

        Ewww, I like this one .....

        * Kiss me and I will tell you a secret
        * I know your secret, I work at the clinic
        53/female/241lbs.




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        • #5
          Re: More chat up and put down lines

          Thanks for posting more of these, Rich! They're GREAT!! LOL
          HW=250+/222/GW=175 37F/5'7
          Revamped my WOL starting 2/10/08.










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          • #6
            Re: More chat up and put down lines

            Hey p-bird, that was my favorite too!

            Kiss me and I will tell you a secret
            * I know your secret, I work at the clinic


            5'4"
            45 yrs (F) a.k.a. "Butterbean"
            Start date 5/18/2003
            197/163.5/130

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            • #7
              Re: More chat up and put down lines

              you may be pleased to know, that I have plenty more.

              I'll post some more over the weekend.
              sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o

              It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




              I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

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              • #8
                Re: More chat up and put down lines

                woo hoo!

                The clinic one is one of my favorites so far! hee hee!
                HW=250+/222/GW=175 37F/5'7
                Revamped my WOL starting 2/10/08.










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