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    Ok, so 4 college students who were all good friends decided to go party in another city to have some fun before they took the finals. They left on a Friday, and partied hard all weekend. They planned to come back by Sunday night to study for Monday's test but they all had passed out and woken up that monday morning. They hurried up and drove back to college to try and make it back in time for the finals. They never made it.

    The next day the kids go up to their professor and beg them to get a chance to take the test. They tell the professor that they went to go vist a beachhouse to relax over the weekend, but on their way back, their tire went flat in the middle of nowhere, and prevented them from ever getting back intime to take the test. After hearing the story, the professor let them take the test the next morning. The kids were all really excited and studied the moment they got back in the dorms.

    The next morning rolls along, and the kids are ready for the final after a hard night of studying. The professor puts them all in 4 different rooms and hands them the test. The first question is stated and is worth 1 point. Judging from the first question, the kids had no problem answering with a breeze, and were all sure to pass with flying colors. They turn the page, and see the 2nd is worth 99 points. The question states

























    "Which tire?"

    FIRST GOAL:Lose7% BF
    Here are plenty of folks out there that can tell you how the clouds form to create a thunderstorm, but, don't have the common sense to get out of the rain."-Me

    "Suffer the pain of discipline or suffer the pain of regret"
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    Re: A Joke before bed...

    I liked that one!!!!
    27 F 5' 7"
    Before baby: HW:230/195 after 6 months on Atkins
    After baby and current restart: 210/207/120

    I'm too sexy.....for this bod; WAY too sexy for this bod

    Phase: Restarting a clean Induction as of 7/29/2007.

    Minigoals:
    To get thru my first week clean: (8/05/2007) Done! Yay! and 3lbs down :/ but at least it's a loss.
    To get thru my second week clean: (8/12/2007)
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    • #3
      Re: A Joke before bed...

      woohoo,welcome back zuki
      how are u feeling?and hows the diet ?
      did u dust your journal?it myst be burried on page 3/4 good to hear from u


      26/f//5 2` Hw136 /GW110/CW??
      Give More Expect Less


      change can come in either of two important ways:start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively.
      Dr Phil

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      • #4
        Re: A Joke before bed...

        Thanks for the welcome. I am finally getting back into the swing of things. I will probally pick up the journal thing this monday. Trying to pick up the pieces of my life.

        anyhow, back to full force soon.
        FIRST GOAL:Lose7% BF
        Here are plenty of folks out there that can tell you how the clouds form to create a thunderstorm, but, don't have the common sense to get out of the rain."-Me

        "Suffer the pain of discipline or suffer the pain of regret"
        `````````\|||/
        `````````(o o)
        ,--ooO-----(_)-----------,
        | `````````````````````|
        | `````````````````````l
        | ````READ THE BOOK````|
        | `````````````````````l
        '--------------Ooo-------'
        ````````|__|__|
        `````````||``||
        ````````ooO Ooo

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        • #5
          Re: A Joke before bed...

          I am Glad that u are feeling better nowcant wait to hear your success/life so far


          26/f//5 2` Hw136 /GW110/CW??
          Give More Expect Less


          change can come in either of two important ways:start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively.
          Dr Phil

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          • #6
            Re: A Joke before bed...

            omg that was good

            Lady Hawke

            Attitude Changes Everything.
            Just like the butterfly, I too will awaken in my own time.
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