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    A very corny joke - you have been warned!

    After weeks of floating adrift in a tiny boat, two men are forlornly watching the sea for signs of a ship. All of a sudden a huge hand emerges from the water near the boat. It leans all the way over the the left, and then all the way over to the right. Then it happens again - moving all the way over to the left then back to the right, before slipping silently beneath the surface.

    The men look at each other

    "Christ" says one, "did you see the size of that wave?"







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    Last edited by Richt; February 11, 2006, 09:26 AM.
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    Re: A very corny joke - you have been warned!

    Sorry, I don't get it. I don't know what its talking about. Is it me? Please explain it.
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      Re: A very corny joke - you have been warned!

      Originally posted by dreamof145
      Sorry, I don't get it. I don't know what its talking about. Is it me? Please explain it.
      The hand moving from side to side, was waving
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      • #4
        Re: A very corny joke - you have been warned!

        Richt! You had a typo there, so no wonder we couldn't understand the joke, because you typed "Had" not "hand"!!


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        • #5
          Re: A very corny joke - you have been warned!

          Originally posted by divaindubai
          Richt! You had a typo there, so no wonder we couldn't understand the joke, because you typed "Had" not "hand"!!


          tsk tsk!
          Thanks for pointing that out Diva, no one would have undertood it if you hadnt lol.
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            Re: A very corny joke - you have been warned!

            Originally posted by Richt
            All of a sudden a huge had emerges
            I could tell it was a typo but wasn't sure what it was.

            Edit: Ack! Simultaneous posting!
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              Re: A very corny joke - you have been warned!

              cute
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              • #8
                Re: A very corny joke - you have been warned!

                I thought the hand was pushing the water around, I didn't realize it was "waving"----I thought the joke was that the men commented on the huge waves and didn't take notice of the hand. And who's hand was it anyway? Where is the rest of the person, couldn't the hand save the men and put them on shore? I don't get it? I just don't get it. And was it a ladies hand or a mans hand? Did the hand have a wrist and was the wrist wearing a watch and what time was it?
                I'm yanking your chain Rich - it was cute. Thanks for sharing with us!

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                • #9
                  Re: A very corny joke - you have been warned!

                  Haha... yup, 100% corn. Men always like to point out the size of "things" when they get together, don't they? Especially watching women walk by....
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                    Re: A very corny joke - you have been warned!

                    Originally posted by changing
                    Haha... yup, 100% corn. Men always like to point out the size of "things" when they get together, don't they? Especially watching women walk by....
                    I dont know what you mean
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                    • #11
                      Re: A very corny joke - you have been warned!

                      roflmao
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                      • #12
                        Re: A very corny joke - you have been warned!

                        I dont know what you mean


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                        • #13
                          Re: A very corny joke - you have been warned!

                          Originally posted by Lady_Hawke
                          I thought the hand was pushing the water around, I didn't realize it was "waving"----I thought the joke was that the men commented on the huge waves and didn't take notice of the hand. And who's hand was it anyway? Where is the rest of the person, couldn't the hand save the men and put them on shore? I don't get it? I just don't get it. And was it a ladies hand or a mans hand? Did the hand have a wrist and was the wrist wearing a watch and what time was it?
                          I'm yanking your chain Rich - it was cute. Thanks for sharing with us!
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