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    Talking parrot gives away girlfriend's secret lover

    There were, to coin a phrase, three of them in the relationship - plus a parrot called Ziggy.

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    At first, 30-year-old Mr Taylor was amused when Ziggy started screeching "Hiya, Gary" everytime it heard Miss Collins's mobile phone ring.

    He even saw the funny side when the parrot began making kissing noises when the same name was mentioned on television or radio.

    But the truth finally dawned as the couple snuggled alongside one another on the sofa and Ziggy blurted out, "I love you, Gary" in her voice.

    Miss Collins, 25, a call centre worker, broke down in tears and confessed to having a four-month fling with a former colleague.

    Her confession not only ended their two-year relationship but also led Mr Taylor to parting with his pet because it kept repeating the offending name.

    He said yesterday: "I wasn't sorry to see the back of Suzy after what she did but it really broke my heart to let Ziggy go. It was torture hearing him repeat that name over and over again.
    Robbie T., 240/180/160. 41yr Male, Height 5'9"
    Started November 1, 2003. Minor goal (180lbs.) reached Oct. 30, 2004
    Lowest weight before slacking-off : 175lbs
    Quezon City, Philippines
    "Eppur si muove!"

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    Re: Parrot or Stool Pigeon?

    he should have given that parrot a cracker, he deserved it!
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    • #3
      Re: Parrot or Stool Pigeon?

      Yep a cracker and teach him to say Gary is an A$$. that would have made is easier to keep the beloved pet.

      TJ
      TJ female
      just taking it as it comes right now.
      215/198/110
      re-start date 4-23-07
      measure every Sunday night, weigh every Monday.

      Here's hoping I start liking Mondays

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