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24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case ... coincidence?
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? - W.C. Fields
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. -Ernest Hemingway
And God said: Let there be vodka! And He saw that it was good. Then God said: Let there be light! And then He said: Whoa - too much light.
Beer contains Vitamin Pee.
Dough, the stuff, that buys my beer, Ray, the guy that tends the bar, Me, the guy, who drinks my beer, Far, the distance to the bar, So, I think I'll have a beer, La, Laa lAA lAh LaH LAA LAAAH! Tea, no thanks I want a beer, which brings us back to Dough Dough Dough!
Give a man a beer, he'll waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, he'll waste a lifetime.
I don't drink anymore. Of course, I don't drink any less, either.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. - Frank Sinatra
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. -Tom Waits
If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. - Jack Handy
im not an alcoholic im a drunk cause i dont go to meetings... - Jason Brown fort worth texas
Love makes the world go 'round? So what? Beer makes it go 'round twice as fast.
Once during prohibition, I was forced to live on nothing but food and water. - W.C. Fields
Remember I before E, except in Budweiser.
Scotch - Because one doesn't solve the world's problems over white wine.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. - Humphrey Bogart
To some its a six-pack, to me it's a support Group
What's on the mind when sober, is on the tongue when not. - Josh Seidel
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. - David Moulton
Without question the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you the wheel was also a fine
invention, but a wheel does not go as well with pizza. - Dave Barry
Work is the curse of the drinking classes. - Oscar Wilde
You are drunk when you feel sophisticated but you can't pronounce it.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team,
or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. - Frank Zappa
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? - W.C. Fields
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. -Ernest Hemingway
And God said: Let there be vodka! And He saw that it was good. Then God said: Let there be light! And then He said: Whoa - too much light.
Beer contains Vitamin Pee.
Dough, the stuff, that buys my beer, Ray, the guy that tends the bar, Me, the guy, who drinks my beer, Far, the distance to the bar, So, I think I'll have a beer, La, Laa lAA lAh LaH LAA LAAAH! Tea, no thanks I want a beer, which brings us back to Dough Dough Dough!
Give a man a beer, he'll waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, he'll waste a lifetime.
I don't drink anymore. Of course, I don't drink any less, either.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. - Frank Sinatra
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. -Tom Waits
If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. - Jack Handy
im not an alcoholic im a drunk cause i dont go to meetings... - Jason Brown fort worth texas
Love makes the world go 'round? So what? Beer makes it go 'round twice as fast.
Once during prohibition, I was forced to live on nothing but food and water. - W.C. Fields
Remember I before E, except in Budweiser.
Scotch - Because one doesn't solve the world's problems over white wine.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. - Humphrey Bogart
To some its a six-pack, to me it's a support Group
What's on the mind when sober, is on the tongue when not. - Josh Seidel
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. - David Moulton
Without question the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you the wheel was also a fine
invention, but a wheel does not go as well with pizza. - Dave Barry
Work is the curse of the drinking classes. - Oscar Wilde
You are drunk when you feel sophisticated but you can't pronounce it.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team,
or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. - Frank Zappa
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin
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