Newspaper ads

[Barbde]

NEWSPAPER ADS

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites.


FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.


FREE PUPPIES...
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.


FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat ... been out a while.
Better be a reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK
$300. Hardly used. Call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents lb.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
Call Stephanie.


FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition.
$1,000 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married last month.
Wife knows everything.

Slightly used electric saw. Call 243-8791. Ask for Lefty.

[Richt]

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All very good and actually believable, except for the folllowing one, I have heard a stand up comedian use that one before!

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition.
$1,000 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married last month.
Wife knows everything

[dotsamantha]

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GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents lb.

That was my favorite, lol

[MotherOfGizmo]

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LOL, Those are good!

And Rich, comedians usually take their jokes from real life, you never know, he might have stole that joke from the classifieds!

[Heidi3]

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LOVE THESE!!!

[Analog6]

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I love the wedding dress one. I once saw a good swap ad - size 10 wedding dress, worn once, for 2 jumbo packs of nappies!

[sallyseachange]

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You guys all got me laughing this morning! Thanks!