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    On a Transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightening. One woman, in particular, loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. The she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?" For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, eyes riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

    Then a cowboy from KY stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome, well built, with dark brown hair and blue eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt, one button at a time.

    No one moves........

    He removes his shirt.......

    Muscles ripple across his chest.......

    She gasps......

    He whispers........


































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    Re: Make me feel like a woman? (Joke)

    Did anyone else not have "Kentucky" pop into mind first when seeing "KY" in that context?

    I'm just saying...product placement and guerilla marketing is everywhere!
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    • #3
      Re: Make me feel like a woman? (Joke)

      That was excellent!

      Lady Hawke

      Attitude Changes Everything.
      Just like the butterfly, I too will awaken in my own time.
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        Re: Make me feel like a woman? (Joke)

        Too Cute! Will be passing on to my email buddies.
        My hubby & I in the Smokies!




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        Aug 16 - 153 - 30 lb. mark
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        • #5
          Re: Make me feel like a woman? (Joke)

          Roflmao
          ~Lauren~



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          • #6
            Re: Make me feel like a woman? (Joke)

            Good one!
            Odille

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