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The vain Male..........
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A man goes to the doctor after having a headache for 20 years.
The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The
bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare
condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the
pressure creates one **** of a headache. The only way to relieve the
pressure is to remove the testicles."
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Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live
for.
He had no choice but to go under the knife. So that's what he did. When
he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20
years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As
he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different
person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... a new
suit."
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He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44
long."
Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60
years!"
Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the
mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"
Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."
The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16½ neck."
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Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years."
Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly. The salesman said, "How
about some new underwear?"
Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure."
The salesman said, "Let's see... size 36."
Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years
old."
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The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would
press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one
**** of a headache."
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New suit - £400
New shirt - £36
New underwear - £6
Second opinion - priceless
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A man goes to the doctor after having a headache for 20 years.
The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The
bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare
condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the
pressure creates one **** of a headache. The only way to relieve the
pressure is to remove the testicles."
-
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live
for.
He had no choice but to go under the knife. So that's what he did. When
he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20
years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As
he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different
person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... a new
suit."
-
He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44
long."
Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60
years!"
Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the
mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"
Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."
The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16½ neck."
-
Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years."
Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly. The salesman said, "How
about some new underwear?"
Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure."
The salesman said, "Let's see... size 36."
Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years
old."
-
The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would
press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one
**** of a headache."
-
-
-
New suit - £400
New shirt - £36
New underwear - £6
Second opinion - priceless
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