TO BE 6 AGAIN
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning
back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday
was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. I'd
like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early made her a nice big bowl of
Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day !
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear,
the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster... everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and
her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he
ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then
it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure ! Finally she wobbled home with her husband
and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile
and lovingly asked, "Well dear, what was it like being six again??"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my
Dress Size, you dumb *** !!"
The moral of the story:
Even when a man is listening, he is going to get it wrong!
SEND THIS TO WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH..... AND TO MEN WHO YOU THINK CAN
HANDLE IT.....
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning
back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday
was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. I'd
like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early made her a nice big bowl of
Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day !
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear,
the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster... everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and
her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he
ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then
it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure ! Finally she wobbled home with her husband
and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile
and lovingly asked, "Well dear, what was it like being six again??"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my
Dress Size, you dumb *** !!"
The moral of the story:
Even when a man is listening, he is going to get it wrong!
SEND THIS TO WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH..... AND TO MEN WHO YOU THINK CAN
HANDLE IT.....
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