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    An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with
    normal results. The doctor says, "George, everything looks great.

    How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"

    George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so
    he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the
    bathroom, poof! the light goes on. When I'm done, poof! the light goes
    off."

    "Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.

    A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife.

    "Ethel," he says, "George is doing fine! But I had to call you because
    I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during
    the night and poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done,
    poof! the light goes off?"

    "Oh my God!" Ethel exclaims. "He's peeing in the refrigerator again


    5'4"
    45 yrs (F) a.k.a. "Butterbean"
    Start date 5/18/2003
    197/163.5/130

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    Re: Growing Old Gracefully?

    ROFL oh that is terrible
    by the book atkinseer

    started 6/1/02 at 313
    goalie 5/04 at 167 with under 15% body fat ADBB Presidents exercise Challenge


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      Re: Growing Old Gracefully?

      Terrible, and brilliant!!
      F/45(!?)/5'11"
      Highest Weight: 254
      Current Weight: 248 (7/30/09)
      Lowest Atkins Weight 196
      Desired Weight: unknown, but below 180
      1st Goal: 245

      Don't be afraid that your life will end,
      be afraid that it will never begin.
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        Re: Growing Old Gracefully?

        EW! EW! EW! and I'm a bit bothered that the wife didn't "notice" where hubby was going potty before the Dr mentioned it! EW!

        Funny though!

        Lady Hawke

        Attitude Changes Everything.
        Just like the butterfly, I too will awaken in my own time.
        ---><---



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          Re: Growing Old Gracefully?

          Originally posted by Lady_Hawke
          EW! EW! EW! and I'm a bit bothered that the wife didn't "notice" where hubby was going potty before the Dr mentioned it! EW!

          Funny though!
          needs a nose job doesn't she.
          by the book atkinseer

          started 6/1/02 at 313
          goalie 5/04 at 167 with under 15% body fat ADBB Presidents exercise Challenge


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