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A young blonde was on vacation and driving through the everglades.
She wanted to take home a pair of alligator shoes in the worst way,
but was very reluctant to pay the high prices local vendors were
asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices
attitude" of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, " well then, maybe I`ll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of
shoes for free"!
The shopkeeper said with a sly knowing smile, "Little lady, just go ahead and give it a try!"
The blonde headed out toward the swamp, determined to catch an alligator
Later in the day as the shopkeeper was driving home, he pulls over
to the side of the levee where he spots the same young woman standing
waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he spots a huge 9 foot gator swimming rapidly toward
her.
With lightening speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls
it onto the slimy bank of the swamp. Lying nearby were 7 more of the
creatures, all on their backs. The shopkeeper stood on the bank in silent amazement.
The blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto its back.
Rolling her eyes heaven-ward and screaming in great frustration,
she shouts........"Darn......THIS ONE`S BAREFOOT TOO!"
She wanted to take home a pair of alligator shoes in the worst way,
but was very reluctant to pay the high prices local vendors were
asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices
attitude" of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, " well then, maybe I`ll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of
shoes for free"!
The shopkeeper said with a sly knowing smile, "Little lady, just go ahead and give it a try!"
The blonde headed out toward the swamp, determined to catch an alligator
Later in the day as the shopkeeper was driving home, he pulls over
to the side of the levee where he spots the same young woman standing
waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he spots a huge 9 foot gator swimming rapidly toward
her.
With lightening speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls
it onto the slimy bank of the swamp. Lying nearby were 7 more of the
creatures, all on their backs. The shopkeeper stood on the bank in silent amazement.
The blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto its back.
Rolling her eyes heaven-ward and screaming in great frustration,
she shouts........"Darn......THIS ONE`S BAREFOOT TOO!"
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