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  • MotherOfGizmo
    • Apr 01, 2004
    • 13388

    #1

    Microsoft Employee of the Month!

    No doubt you have probably spoken to him!

    Mujibar was tryingto get a job in India.

    The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. And unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job."

    Mujibar said, "I am ready."

    The man! ager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

    Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister manager, I am ready."

    The manager said, "Go ahead."

    Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green..... and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

    Mujibar now works as a technician at a major call center ..... solving computer problems.
    No doubt you have spoken to him !!!




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  • wannabethintoo
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    • May 18, 2005
    • 11784

    #2
    Re: Microsoft Employee of the Month!

    Yeah...just this morning actually.

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    • Lisa M
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      • Apr 17, 2003
      • 4795

      #3
      Re: Microsoft Employee of the Month!

      Yep, got to talk to him on Friday....sure made life difficult with me trying to spell the word while him trying to understand what letter I was trying to say.

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      • Jacksuncle
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        • Apr 24, 2006
        • 1091

        #4
        Re: Microsoft Employee of the Month!

        You are funny lol. I like your threads Thank you.


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        • MotherOfGizmo
          • Apr 01, 2004
          • 13388

          #5
          Re: Microsoft Employee of the Month!

          Thanks Jacksuncle!


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          • hey_nelson
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            • Mar 01, 2005
            • 2886

            #6
            Re: Microsoft Employee of the Month!

            Yeah, I spoke to him to and then he told me he was going to pass me on to Sardar and to just hold on the line. I'm still holding.....lisinging to Indian Muzak.
            Lord, my dream is to lose this weight and to be healthier.

            Patty female . 46yrs
            SW 350
            Small Goal. 325
            Main Goal 145

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            • MotherOfGizmo
              • Apr 01, 2004
              • 13388

              #7
              Re: Microsoft Employee of the Month!

              My boss had this guy on his speaker phone this morning...very entertaining!


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              • cmcole
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                • Mar 16, 2004
                • 761

                #8
                Re: Microsoft Employee of the Month!

                Oh, yes.
                Even worse when he wanted the phone number of the company I get my DSL service from - and it's only good in Canada, and he wanted to know where that was!!
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                • MotherOfGizmo
                  • Apr 01, 2004
                  • 13388

                  #9
                  Re: Microsoft Employee of the Month!

                  Originally posted by cmcole
                  Oh, yes.
                  Even worse when he wanted the phone number of the company I get my DSL service from - and it's only good in Canada, and he wanted to know where that was!!
                  ROTLMBO!!!

                  Hey Cm, is that you in your avatar you hot mama?


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