Friday's Joke Thread

[MotherOfGizmo]

Blonde Breakdown
A blonde's car breaks down on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road



She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.

Out of the trunk jump two men in trench coats who walk to the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats and exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers...

Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in history of this highway occurs.

It's not very long before a police car shows up.



The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What the heck is going on here?"

My car broke down," says the lady, calmly.

"Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?!" asks the cop.

And she said... (scroll down)























This is good...




















Ready?




















"Those are my emergency flashers!"
she replied.

[Jerzaka]

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Very funny! Do I foresee a thread just for blonde jokes coming?! LOL

[MotherOfGizmo]

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Blond, bad, I don't care....I'm just in the mood for some silliness!

[MotherOfGizmo]

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A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.

He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.

The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."

He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery
where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go
by and nobody sees the old abbot.

So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing,

"We missed the "R" ! , we missed the "R" !"


His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying
uncontrollably. The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, father?"


With A choking voice, the old abbot replies, "The word was CELEBRATE."

[Jerzaka]

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Roflmao!!

[MotherOfGizmo]

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A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the
appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that he
would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log
on. The h usband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would
try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention.
So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it
plainly obvious to his wife what he was entering by stating each
letter out loud as he typed.....
P...
E...
N....
I...
S.
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer
replied.......





***PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***

[Jacksuncle]

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Wow those are funny!

[stephbob]

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lmao! Those are great!

[Lady_Hawke]

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MoG always finds a way to put a smile on our faces! Good jokes! Thanks MoG!