Living Will Form

[MotherOfGizmo]

I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to
be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it. Nor in the hands of lawyers/doctors who are interested simply in running up the bills.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

Bloody Mary,

Margarita,

Scotch and soda,

Martini,

Vodka and Tonic,

steak,

lobster or crab legs,

the remote control,

bowl of ice cream,

new shoes

the sports page,

chocolate,

or sex



...it should be presumed that I won't ever get better.

When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and
attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.

At this point, it is time to call a New Orleans Jazz Funeral Band to come do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my friends to raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had.


Signature: ___________________________

Date: ___________________________

I also hear that in Ireland they have a Nursing Home with a Pub. The patients are happier and they have a lot more visitors.

[staziaw]

Re: Living Will Form

Brilliant! I'm printing one up and putting it in with my "real" documents. At least in my old age, my friends will remember that I have/had a sense of humor!

I'm moving to Ireland, right now - a nursing home with a pub? Cool!

Stacy

[MotherOfGizmo]

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Ah moving to Ireland? Very cool, Irish folk are the best!

[Lady_Hawke]

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Ah moving to Ireland? Very cool, Irish folk are the best!

I could listen to an irish man talk all day long - such a sexy accent.
I'm packing and moving to Ireland too! Who else is joining us!

[Lady_Hawke]

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MoG I felt sad when I read the thread title - I should have known it would make me laugh because you posted it! You are a wild woman!

[MotherOfGizmo]

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LOL, didn't mean to make anyone feel sad!

I've been to Ireland once, very pretty, very green. But I didn't get to see the LochNess Monster so I was bummed.

[boonie stomper]

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BLIMEY, Stazia, you WOULDn't up an' leave widdoutcha sista, now WOULD YA?! Thanks fer that!