It's so hot that...

[boonie stomper]

Looking for the best "it's so hot..." one liners. a few of my favorites are....

It’s so hot…

The robins are laying their eggs sunny side up.

All the water buffalo at the zoo have evaporated.

the trees are whistling' for the dogs.

It's so hot, I saw squirrels fanning their nuts.

the birds had to pick up the worms with potholders.

I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walkin'

Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs.

What are some other good ones?

(credit http://answers.yahoo.com/question/?q...0183918AAmCFhM )

[MotherOfGizmo]

Re: It's so hot that...

David Letterman's top 10 list was about the heat last nite, wonder if its posted online anywhere?

[sadie147]

Re: It's so hot that...

It is:


Top Ten Answers To The Question, "How Hot Is It?"


10. "It's so hot, Kim Jong Il has been stockpiling Italian ices"

9. "It's so hot, Star Jones has enjoyed getting the cold shoulder from Barbara Walters"

8. "It's so hot, Kobe Bryant is only nailing girls who work at Dairy Queen"

7. "It's so hot, Regis is hosting a new show called 'America's Got Heat Stroke'"

6. "It's so hot, President Bush told the sun to 'Stop doing this sh**'"

5. "It's so hot, the terror alert level was raised to 'sweaty'"

4. "It's so hot, the writer passed out before he could finish this joke"

3. "It's so hot, Osama Bin Laden was spotted in front of the air conditioners at P.C. Richard"

2. "It's so hot, a disoriented Bill Clinton has been hitting on Hillary"

1. "It's so hot, Barry Bonds is injecting Slurpees in his ***"

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/


I like #6 lol

[MotherOfGizmo]

Re: It's so hot that...

Thanks Sadie