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I have a golden retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart
and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog (??).
On impulse, I told her no, that I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned. I told her no; I'd been sitting
in the street licking my b***s and a car hit me.
I thought the tall guy was going to need help as he staggered to the door,
laughing so hard he had tears in his eyes.
and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog (??).
On impulse, I told her no, that I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned. I told her no; I'd been sitting
in the street licking my b***s and a car hit me.
I thought the tall guy was going to need help as he staggered to the door,
laughing so hard he had tears in his eyes.
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