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  • Thursday Funny...

    This is for all the scale addicts among us.

    A teacher asked her students what religious objects they had in their homes.

    One boy answered, "We have a picture of a woman with a halo holding and baby and every day my mother kneels in front of it."

    The next little boy said, "We have a brass statue of a man seated with crossed legs, and every day my parents burn an incense stick before it."

    Then a third boy piped up. "In the bathroom we have a little platform with numbers on it. Every day my mother stands on it first thing in the morning and screams, 'Oh, my god!'"

    Happy Thursday!

    Ralynda

    249/249/145
    5'5", 32 F
    Start Date: 06/01/09

    Mini Goal #1: 224 (10%)
    Mini Goal #2: 199





    "If it didn't have a mother or come from the ground, don't eat it." *Jillian Michaels


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    Re: Thursday Funny...

    Very good and very apt for a weight loss message board. Thanks for posting it.
    sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o

    It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




    I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

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    • #3
      Re: Thursday Funny...

      ROFL

      ~Susan
      49/f 5'7" Start 2-27-06 SW222/11-18-09 @ 160-ish/G135-150ish??

      Doin Miles, Flights, & Kid Ketchin'...
      2 Ab Chal's; 6WEC#27 slug-Free; & more; 50# LOST in'06-
      but regained ~20# in '07 in less than 3 weeks! And again early '08 ...Was in HEAVEN -got to 150, for awhile, then got too busy, and gave in too much... and... OK holding pattern "keep it together..."

      .................OMG how did I fail AGAIN
      (((on temporary break)))
      Sigh ... I'll be back... life isn't always fair 10-07-09

      "Goal: First you have to dream of it. Then you have to do it." Author unknown

      sheesh

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        Re: Thursday Funny...

        I love it!!! I'm bulleting it in my page.


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        walking with my kids

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        • #5
          Re: Thursday Funny...

          ROFLMAO
          s176/c169/g140 F/36/5'6" began Mon.Dec.10, 2007

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          • #6
            Re: Thursday Funny...

            Now THAT's a great one!

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            • #7
              Re: Thursday Funny...

              ROFLMAO
              Lala ( F ) ( 5'6) (Mom of 1 )
              Restarting Atkins Lifestyle 9/4/2007
              Stats: 235 (H) 230 (C) 170 (G)
              Today is the Tomorrow I worried about Yesterday.
              Boot Camp Completed 12/11/206 went from (S) 218 to 206
              Goal Pic: 160-170ish











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