My co-worker is...

[justinsmom]

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My husband has always said that "Stupidity should hurt" and I definatey agree.

[iwillbethin]

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Dragon! Oh my...that made me laugh so hard i was crying! LOL!

My boss is an idiot...i feel your pain!

[DragonflyMoon]

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Dragon! Oh my...that made me laugh so hard i was crying! LOL!

Glad to hear i am not the only one with that zany sense of humor!!! I have more of those... one of what to do on an elevator... one for what to do to your dorm roomates. They never get old to me. I always crack up. I'll see if i can dig them up...

[Heidi3]

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I worked with someone like that one time ....
finally I said with a smile in a very soft voice so only she could here ... "oh honey I can only imagine you must be absolutely exhausted at the end of the day from working so hard at avoiding work" smiled again and just walked off ..it did not change a thing..because they really do not see it like that ..but for me it was so ...so ....wonderful feeling

[hey_nelson]

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Hi Miss Phode... here are a few Maxine cartoons for you to laugh at.
This first one could be a post up on your co-workers desk.



and this one too...



You after a hard day at work.


Survive all them turkeys at work.

patty

[La_La]

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DF- That was TOO FUNNY

"Tell everyone that you are quitting. At your going away party, announce that you were just joking. Make sure to take their presents.

Take a picture of your boss and have it framed. Display it in a prominent location on your desk.

Whenever a fellow staff member sneezes, quickly yell "SHUT UP!" If they sneeze a second time, follow up with "I SAID SHUT UP!". A third time, leave the room crying while saying "NO ONE EVER LISTENS TO ME!"."

Good Times... Good Times...

Let me continue with this wonderful post, My Co-Worker is a big-huge time butt kisser... you know the type that turns off the internet, prim and proper only when the boss is within ear shot? He just TALK & TALKS! ( You know he talks a lot all day, but never really says ANYTHING)


HE says himself what a wonderful dedicated employee he is...how he's always doing this and doing that...yet he takes 8-10 breaks a day an hour lunch always has to annouce the morning news to us.. we can read CNN too you know??!!
We all know his life story...not that I want to know but if you sit in these lovely things we call CUBIES, there is no walls around... we all have followed from his wife being unfaithful to his close divorce, to his flat tire, to his new found love for his wife, to his new found rebirth of faith, to his kids bike being stolen, to his step kids that he hates... OHIVEY! I stop ranting...just man stop being so loud don't air your dirty laundry and PLEASE I beg of you don't recite the morning news to us or regail is with your vast knowledge of statistics and percentages...