I'm Bored!

[Richt]

I need entertaining. so come on then! Entertain me

[Profitweb]

Re: I'm Bored!

Entertain you??!! Hmmm, I can't believe you can't find anything on this board to entertain you. I've got nothing... but I will give you some attention here. What time is it where you are?

[Richt]

Re: I'm Bored!

Entertain you??!! Hmmm, I can't believe you can't find anything on this board to entertain you. I've got nothing... but I will give you some attention here. What time is it where you are?

14:46.

[13_jane]

Re: I'm Bored!

Here's some silly jokes to entertain you!!


Two Aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married
The ceremony was rubbish but the Reception was Brilliant.

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Man goes to the doc, with a strawberry growing out of his head.

Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."

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"Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home."

"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. "

"Is it common? "

"It's not unusual."

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A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only clingfilm for shorts.

The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

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A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.

"My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? "

"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him"

So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.

Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."

"What? Because he's cross-eyed? "

"No, because he's really heavy"

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Guy goes into the doctor's.

"Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside

"How's that?"

"Don't you start"

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"Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's."

"Well you can't say fairer than that then"

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Two elephants walk off a cliff......

boom boom!

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What's brown and sounds like a bell?

DUNG.

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"So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said ?Is that the local swimming baths?'

He said ?It depends where you're calling from."

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"So I rang up a local building firm,

I said ?I want a skip outside my house.?

He said 'I'm not stopping you.'

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So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said ?You've been promoted.? And I swerved.

And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again.? And I swerved again.

He rang up a third time and said ?You're managing director.? And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said ?What happened to you??

And I said 'I careered off the road.

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Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they?

The one I was in went back and forwards.

I thought 'This is unusual'.

And the dentist said to me 'get out of the filing cabinet.'

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So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?"

I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'

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Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other "your round."

The other one says "so are you, you fat bast**d!"

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Two cannibals eating a clown.

One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"

[Profitweb]

Re: I'm Bored!

It's the middle of the day!!! Okay, you have to go do something! Get out of the house, or are you at work?

[Richt]

Re: I'm Bored!

It's the middle of the day!!! Okay, you have to go do something! Get out of the house, or are you at work?

I am at work. If I was at home I would probably do something to relieve my boredom, but here I am jailed lol.

[Richt]

Re: I'm Bored!

Thanks for the jokes Jane, corny, but slightly amusing.

[13_jane]

Re: I'm Bored!

I've got a couple of movie clip quizzes that could keep you quiet for an hour or so!!! You'd just have to get your email address to me as they're on excel.

[Jacksuncle]

Re: I'm Bored!

This is entertaining. This little Mexican place I sometimes buy from sells this incredible chicharon. Its basically pig skin with meat still on it in some places. They deep fry it and its so good its not funny. Anyway they stopped selling it by the pound cuz its in such high demand and I used to go buy it by the pound and they would be out. So now they only sell it by the taco, torta, burrito, etc. We all know that tortillas and bread are the stuff of the devil so I always order 5 tacos with no shell. They do the double shell deal like Mexico. They will not just keep the tortillas. I tell them I will throw them away just put the meat in there. NOPE we can not do that. No really, I say you will be saving money by just omitting the shells altogether. Then they say what does omitting mean? Never mind I say and I throw the shells away and they remain in the illusion that they are doing the most cost effective thing with their delicious corn tortillas. Why wont they just keep the shells? thats 10 shells per visit lol.

[Lady_Hawke]

Re: I'm Bored!

Let Me Entertain You

Let me entertain you
Let me make you smile
Let me do a few tricks
Some old and some new tricks
I'm very versatile

And if you're real good
I'll make you feel good
I want your spirits to climb
So let me entertain you
And we'll have a real good time, yes sir
We'll have a real good time

[jcapulet]

Re: I'm Bored!

:does a silly dance to entertain Rich:

[JEC48]

Re: I'm Bored!

Did you get unbored today?

[Richt]

Re: I'm Bored!

Did you get unbored today?

Yes thanls, I got unbored yesterday, but today is another day, lets see where it leads!