Now, this is a good joke! IMHO

[Richt]

A good excuse?

The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I promised my husband that I would be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Just before 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times. Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in and I told him "Midnight." He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh ****," cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

[cathyjobob]

Re: Now, this is a good joke! IMHO

A good excuse?

The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I promised my husband that I would be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Just before 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times. Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in and I told him "Midnight." He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh ****," cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

That was really cute Rich!
A bit long winded for a fart joke (pun totally intended), but I'll laugh at any excuse for one! LOL...

[13_jane]

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Thats alot better than your last joke!!!

jane x

[sadie147]

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ROFLOL! That was really good!

[Miss Phode]

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Yuk yuk yuk.

[cathyjobob]

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Barum pum

[Jacksuncle]

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haha. Farted? Sounds like Miss Phodes cuckoo then!

[Miss Phode]

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haha. Farted? Sounds like Miss Phodes cuckoo then!

Picking on me already? Before you even say hello??

[Jacksuncle]

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Hi Stinky!

[Miss Phode]

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Hi Poopface.

[Dash Riprock]

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Okay, this is my best joke..this joke kills.

The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other female roadrunners around, he decided to look around.

He happened to spot a lovely dove. Bzzzzzz... down he goes and feathers are flying, lots of dust in the air and the dazed dove is lying there with a smile and says, "I'm a dove and I've been loved!"

The Roadrunner is still not satisfied. He spots a Lark flying around and zooms down on her. Again, feathers are flying around and dust is in the air and the dazed Lark is lying there and said, "I'm a Lark and I've been sparked"

The Roadrunner is still not satisfied and spots a Duck. He zooms down and again feathers are flying and a lot of squawkings and dust flying in the air, and the roadrunner takes off.

The Duck is lying there really pissed off, and says "I'm a Drake and there's been a mistake!"

[boonie stomper]

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I can't take any more of this -- ROFLMAO! I gotta come back tomorrow after I stop laughing so hard!!!

[cathyjobob]

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Okay, this is my best joke..this joke kills.

The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other female roadrunners around, he decided to look around.

He happened to spot a lovely dove. Bzzzzzz... down he goes and feathers are flying, lots of dust in the air and the dazed dove is lying there with a smile and says, "I'm a dove and I've been loved!"

The Roadrunner is still not satisfied. He spots a Lark flying around and zooms down on her. Again, feathers are flying around and dust is in the air and the dazed Lark is lying there and said, "I'm a Lark and I've been sparked"

The Roadrunner is still not satisfied and spots a Duck. He zooms down and again feathers are flying and a lot of squawkings and dust flying in the air, and the roadrunner takes off.

The Duck is lying there really pissed off, and says "I'm a Drake and there's been a mistake!"

I won't remember it to retell it...but thanks for the laugh

(Is this a little insight into the goings on of THE MENS FORUM!!! Dun dun duuuh! ???? )

[Dash Riprock]

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I won't remember it to retell it...but thanks for the laugh

(Is this a little insight into the goings on of THE MENS FORUM!!! Dun dun duuuh! ???? )

Edited by admin. for inappropriate comments.

[cathyjobob]

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Sorry Cathyjobob.......... but I edited the prior post and therefore had to edit yours also. By your reply I think everyone will realize how inappropriate it was.
admin.

Wow...don't know what hair you have across your ***, but I hope you shaved it...

You assume alot about me (a person you don't really know), but none of your information is factual and therefore I am not offended (sorry to disappoint you). I do, however, believe that this particular post tells me a great deal about you, sir...the main point being, that you are no gentleman...and I promptly dismiss you from my thoughts.

Good day.