A couple of jokes - ladies please have a sense of humor! lol

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  • Richt
    • Jan 08, 2004
    • 14844

    #1

    A couple of jokes - ladies please have a sense of humor! lol

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    (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
    I know I'm not going to understand women.
    I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
    pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
    and still be afraid of a spider.

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    A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
    The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
    He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
    She directs him down the correct aisle.
    A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
    She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
    He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
    to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
    and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
    So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.
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  • sadie147
    Moderator
    • Jun 14, 2004
    • 6131

    #2
    Re: A couple of jokes - ladies please have a sense of humor! lol

    HAHA! those are great Rich!
    Jen, 39, F
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    • Lady_Hawke
      ADBB Admiral
      • May 02, 2004
      • 5053

      #3
      Re: A couple of jokes - ladies please have a sense of humor! lol

      LMAO good jokes Rich!

      Although I admit to feeling bad for the man in the second one when he gets home with cotton balls and string.....eek! lol

      Lady Hawke

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      Just like the butterfly, I too will awaken in my own time.
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      • Atkid
        • Mar 15, 2006
        • 7238

        #4
        Re: A couple of jokes - ladies please have a sense of humor! lol

        Those were cute!
        My hubby & I in the Smokies!




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        • Atkid
          • Mar 15, 2006
          • 7238

          #5
          Re: A couple of jokes - ladies please have a sense of humor! lol

          Originally posted by Lady_Hawke
          LMAO good jokes Rich!

          Although I admit to feeling bad for the man in the second one when he gets home with cotton balls and string.....eek! lol
          LOL! Yeah he is a brave man to bring that home to a PMSing woman!
          My hubby & I in the Smokies!




          Jan. 23/06 -183
          July 23 -159
          Jan. 23/07 - 154 - 29 lbs.
          Aug 16 - 153 - 30 lb. mark
          Sep 26. '07-148.5
          Nov 26-153
          April 1, '08-155
          July7 '08-155
          6/11/09-148 - 35 lbs. loss



          ~Karen~

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          • sallyseachange

            Moderator Emeritus
            • Jan 15, 2005
            • 12313

            #6
            Re: A couple of jokes - ladies please have a sense of humor! lol

            Nice ones!!
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            • imgonnagethin
              ADBB Adventurer
              • Nov 20, 2004
              • 203

              #7
              Re: A couple of jokes - ladies please have a sense of humor! lol

              LOL, my BF nearly fell over laughing from that first one!

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              • cathyjobob
                ADBB Admiral
                • Jan 05, 2004
                • 7946

                #8
                Re: A couple of jokes - ladies please have a sense of humor! lol

                Lol...

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                • Chasin2Kids
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                  • Nov 12, 2006
                  • 506

                  #9
                  Re: A couple of jokes - ladies please have a sense of humor! lol

                  Good jokes!
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