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  • Thursdays sexist joke time!

    Two months ago, my girlfriend had her credit card stolen, but?

    I'm not reporting it as the thief is spending less than she did
    sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o

    It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




    I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

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    Re: Thursdays sexist joke time!

    Awww man I read that and thought it said "sexIEST" joke...

    But I DO know some sexist jokes that are very offensive and I would probably lose friends and my ADBB membership if I were to post them...
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    • #3
      Re: Thursdays sexist joke time!

      Hopefully mine didnt offend!?
      sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o

      It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




      I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

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      • #4
        Re: Thursdays sexist joke time!

        No! Not at all! But mine surely would...but it's soooooooooo funny!
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        RESTART 11/2/09 @ 224.6~MG1: 215~MG2: 210~MG3: 205~MG4: 199~MG5: 195~MG6: 190~MG7: 185~GOAL: 180

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        Missoula Marathon 7/13/08 5:41


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        • #5
          Re: Thursdays sexist joke time!

          Post them Julie!!!!


          jane xxx
          5ft 4 / female - age 36 start date - 20th March 2006 -restarted 8th August 2006 sw188/cw150/gw147

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          • #6
            Re: Thursdays sexist joke time!

            PM them to me if you like Julie.
            sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o

            It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




            I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

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            • #7
              Re: Thursdays sexist joke time!

              Ok I'll post one and see what the reaction is...

              PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU ARE A FEMINIST, DEAF, DUMB, OR BLIND.

              Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?









              Because she was A WOMAN!!
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              RESTART 11/2/09 @ 224.6~MG1: 215~MG2: 210~MG3: 205~MG4: 199~MG5: 195~MG6: 190~MG7: 185~GOAL: 180

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              • #8
                Re: Thursdays sexist joke time!

                Lost on me, as I dont know whoo she is.
                sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o

                It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




                I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

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                • #9
                  Re: Thursdays sexist joke time!

                  Are you kidding me?

                  Helen Keller, the deaf/dumb/blind girl who learned how to read, got a college degree, wrote books, her teacher was "The Miracle Worker!?!?!?"
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                  RESTART 11/2/09 @ 224.6~MG1: 215~MG2: 210~MG3: 205~MG4: 199~MG5: 195~MG6: 190~MG7: 185~GOAL: 180

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                  Missoula Marathon 7/13/08 5:41


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                  • #10
                    Re: Thursdays sexist joke time!

                    Julie, I am guessing that she is an American girl?
                    sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o

                    It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




                    I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Thursdays sexist joke time!

                      Yes she's American, but she's very well known...

                      I mean, I don't turn ignorant when someone mentions Margaret Thatcher.
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                      RESTART 11/2/09 @ 224.6~MG1: 215~MG2: 210~MG3: 205~MG4: 199~MG5: 195~MG6: 190~MG7: 185~GOAL: 180

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                      Missoula Marathon 7/13/08 5:41


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                      • #12
                        Re: Thursdays sexist joke time!

                        Hrmmm OK point taken.

                        I will only post sexist jokes that can appeal to an International audience. :P
                        START 8/16/06 @ 270+~MG1: 220-12/2/06~MG2: 210-1/07~MG3: 199-3/2/07~MG4: 190-4/27/07~MG5: 180-7/04/07~GOAL: 170
                        RESTART 11/2/09 @ 224.6~MG1: 215~MG2: 210~MG3: 205~MG4: 199~MG5: 195~MG6: 190~MG7: 185~GOAL: 180

                        F / 28 / 5'8" FITDAY

                        Missoula Marathon 7/13/08 5:41


                        Non-Celiac Gluten Intolerance
                        GLUTEN-FREE since 10/08

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                        • #13
                          Re: Thursdays sexist joke time!

                          Seriously, Julie I have never heard of that lady. Its not an ignorance on purpose thing.
                          sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o

                          It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




                          I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Thursdays sexist joke time!

                            I know Richt...I guess as a typical American, I assumed that she had world-wide fame...Helen Keller is referenced in TV and books all the time...always making fun of when she learned what water is...with her hand under the pump, her teacher saying water, water, and Helen of course, confused as all heck, until finally she understands what water is...
                            START 8/16/06 @ 270+~MG1: 220-12/2/06~MG2: 210-1/07~MG3: 199-3/2/07~MG4: 190-4/27/07~MG5: 180-7/04/07~GOAL: 170
                            RESTART 11/2/09 @ 224.6~MG1: 215~MG2: 210~MG3: 205~MG4: 199~MG5: 195~MG6: 190~MG7: 185~GOAL: 180

                            F / 28 / 5'8" FITDAY

                            Missoula Marathon 7/13/08 5:41


                            Non-Celiac Gluten Intolerance
                            GLUTEN-FREE since 10/08

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                            • #15
                              Re: Thursdays sexist joke time!

                              I've heard of her but she's not that well known over here!! I've just asked in the office and everyone sort of looked blank!! lol

                              I guess history isnt our greatest of subjects!! lol
                              5ft 4 / female - age 36 start date - 20th March 2006 -restarted 8th August 2006 sw188/cw150/gw147

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