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    Addicted to ADBB? There's someone who can help you.

    I came across this site that claims to help you overcome your Addiction to ADBB.

    Dear Friend,
    You are not alone – I help 1000’s of people, just like you, to overcome their Atkins Diet Bulletin Board Addiction Syndrome.
    My name is Elizabeth Saunders and I’m known as the "Making Atkins Diet Bulletin Board Addiction Syndrome Problems ‘Go Away’ Expert".

    ...

    Atkins Diet Bulletin Board Addiction Syndrome sufferers have shown remarkable recovery rates by following a natural program that starts with the following:
    Flushing toxins from their bodies

    Maintaining alkalinity

    Hydration at a cellular level

    Complete the form above and I'll see you on the inside...

    To Your Health!

    Elizabeth Saunders
    Robbie T., 240/180/160. 41yr Male, Height 5'9"
    Started November 1, 2003. Minor goal (180lbs.) reached Oct. 30, 2004
    Lowest weight before slacking-off : 175lbs
    Quezon City, Philippines
    "Eppur si muove!"
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  • #2
    Re: Addicted to ADBB? There's someone who can help you.

    Ok, I'm an idiot and thought it was real. Until I saw the "prescription drugs" for overcoming the addiction. I was spazzing out though. Really.
    27/f/5'10"
    HW - 312, LW - 172 (Jul 2007), CW - 205, GW - 160

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    • #3
      Re: Addicted to ADBB? There's someone who can help you.

      Oh my gosh! Hey I dare somebody to sign up for their mailing list.

      What's funny is that the lady looks like the guidance counselor where I work. Maybe this is a sign for me to seek professional help.
      START 8/16/06 @ 270+~MG1: 220-12/2/06~MG2: 210-1/07~MG3: 199-3/2/07~MG4: 190-4/27/07~MG5: 180-7/04/07~GOAL: 170
      RESTART 11/2/09 @ 224.6~MG1: 215~MG2: 210~MG3: 205~MG4: 199~MG5: 195~MG6: 190~MG7: 185~GOAL: 180
      F / 28 / 5'8" FITDAY

      Missoula Marathon 7/13/08 5:41

      Non-Celiac Gluten Intolerance
      GLUTEN-FREE since 10/08

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      • #4
        Re: Addicted to ADBB? There's someone who can help you.

        Ummm.. as if all of us saying "you should get professional help" wasn't enough of a sign?!
        27/f/5'10"
        HW - 312, LW - 172 (Jul 2007), CW - 205, GW - 160

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        • #5
          Re: Addicted to ADBB? There's someone who can help you.

          I really really really really want to sign up and see what that is you know I can not stand not knowing!!!! omg how did you find that Robbie???
          it is the funniest thing I have ever seen!!!






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          • #6
            Re: Addicted to ADBB? There's someone who can help you.

            Originally posted by Lyssie
            Ok, I'm an idiot and thought it was real. Until I saw the "prescription drugs" for overcoming the addiction. I was spazzing out though. Really.
            You're not an idiot. It is real.

            I discovered the site when I saw an ad in the GoogleAd banner at the top of this page that read "Stop Low Carb Symptoms!" I thought it was an anti-Atkins site so I followed the link which brought me to the following URL...

            http://www.expert--info.com/Low%20Carb_.php


            Dear Friend,
            You are not alone – I help 1000’s of people, just like you, to overcome their Low Carb.
            My name is Elizabeth Saunders and I’m known as the "Making Low Carb Problems ‘Go Away’ Expert".

            ...

            You can take prescription drugs for Low Carb, but often time they mask the problem, dealing only with the symptoms and not the cause.

            ...

            Low Carb sufferers have shown remarkable recovery rates by following a natural program that starts with the following:
            Flushing toxins from their bodies

            Maintaining alkalinity

            Hydration at a cellular level

            Complete the form above and I'll see you on the inside...

            To Your Health!

            Elizabeth Saunders
            Frankly, it didn't make sense, until I realized that "Low Carb" can be replaced by any affliction known to man, and then some. In other words, this Elizabeth Saunders is hawkind some sort of cure all. The site is designed to work with those seeking cures for diabetes, gout, cancer, etc.

            Check this out...

            http://www.expert--info.com/Diabetes_.php


            Just replace "Diabetes" in the URL with your affliction of choice and have fun.
            Robbie T., 240/180/160. 41yr Male, Height 5'9"
            Started November 1, 2003. Minor goal (180lbs.) reached Oct. 30, 2004
            Lowest weight before slacking-off : 175lbs
            Quezon City, Philippines
            "Eppur si muove!"

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            • #7
              Re: Addicted to ADBB? There's someone who can help you.

              so it is kind of an "insert word here" and you will be cured...nice

              wow ...






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              • #8
                Re: Addicted to ADBB? There's someone who can help you.

                I hate to say that but that is just like the banners running across the top of this board now ..I am a nurse as you know and was looking at some stuff for anemia with chemo patients ...now go figure all the banners I see on the top of this page promote drugs for anemia in chemo patients ...
                or if I post about my belly being flat because of low carbing I get banners on flat bellies in seconds...it is crazy and annoying but oh well!!!






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                • #9
                  Re: Addicted to ADBB? There's someone who can help you.

                  Ohmygod. What kind of prescription drugs are supposed to cure an addiction to an online bulletin board?!
                  27/f/5'10"
                  HW - 312, LW - 172 (Jul 2007), CW - 205, GW - 160

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                  • #10
                    Re: Addicted to ADBB? There's someone who can help you.

                    Tranquilizers.
                    START 8/16/06 @ 270+~MG1: 220-12/2/06~MG2: 210-1/07~MG3: 199-3/2/07~MG4: 190-4/27/07~MG5: 180-7/04/07~GOAL: 170
                    RESTART 11/2/09 @ 224.6~MG1: 215~MG2: 210~MG3: 205~MG4: 199~MG5: 195~MG6: 190~MG7: 185~GOAL: 180
                    F / 28 / 5'8" FITDAY

                    Missoula Marathon 7/13/08 5:41

                    Non-Celiac Gluten Intolerance
                    GLUTEN-FREE since 10/08

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                    • #11
                      Re: Addicted to ADBB? There's someone who can help you.

                      But I already *have* those and I'm obviously *still here*. Geez.
                      27/f/5'10"
                      HW - 312, LW - 172 (Jul 2007), CW - 205, GW - 160

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                      • #12
                        Re: Addicted to ADBB? There's someone who can help you.

                        Originally posted by julirama723
                        Tranquilizers.
                        gimme some






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                        • #13
                          Re: Addicted to ADBB? There's someone who can help you.

                          Sadie147 suggested this...

                          Stop Chronic Shopping Symptoms Now!!!

                          BTW, I believe the site is selling ionized /alkaline water.
                          Robbie T., 240/180/160. 41yr Male, Height 5'9"
                          Started November 1, 2003. Minor goal (180lbs.) reached Oct. 30, 2004
                          Lowest weight before slacking-off : 175lbs
                          Quezon City, Philippines
                          "Eppur si muove!"

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                          • #14
                            Re: Addicted to ADBB? There's someone who can help you.

                            Originally posted by matawguro
                            Sadie147 suggested this...

                            Stop Chronic Shopping Symptoms Now!!!

                            BTW, I believe the site is selling ionized /alkaline water.

                            roflmao ...that is aka soft water I guess ..funny used to be reverse osmosis was the cure all water ....

                            me I need the traquilizers


                            Thanks Robbie that was a riot!!!






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                            • #15
                              Re: Addicted to ADBB? There's someone who can help you.

                              I want to try 'stop picking your nose" and see what happens ..but really I have to go to work ...






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