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  • Hopefully a funnier joke than my last one -

    No offence intented to any blondes in the audience, or anyone from Arkansas.

    Funny or not?
    A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''

    The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''
    sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o

    It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




    I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

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    Re: Hopefully a funnier joke than my last one -

    Someone put him out of his misery, before it's too late...


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    Doin Miles, Flights, & Kid Ketchin'...
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    but regained ~20# in '07 in less than 3 weeks! And again early '08 ...Was in HEAVEN -got to 150, for awhile, then got too busy, and gave in too much... and... OK holding pattern "keep it together..."

    .................OMG how did I fail AGAIN
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      Re: Hopefully a funnier joke than my last one -

      LOL! That was cute!
      My hubby & I in the Smokies!




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      Aug 16 - 153 - 30 lb. mark
      Sep 26. '07-148.5
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        Re: Hopefully a funnier joke than my last one -

        you're getting better!
        HW 303
        Aug '04 SW-287 LW-232
        Restart - Apr 07 - SW 266 CW 225




        "Don't let your past dictate who you are, but let it be a part of who you become."

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          Re: Hopefully a funnier joke than my last one -

          Originally posted by *Cinders*
          you're getting better!
          Why thankyou young lady
          sigpic260/215/180 Male - 36 y/o

          It never ceases to amaze me of how easy and how effective this ***diet*** is!!




          I have since re-gained a bit of weight, but that is soon to be coming off again!

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            yw
            HW 303
            Aug '04 SW-287 LW-232
            Restart - Apr 07 - SW 266 CW 225




            "Don't let your past dictate who you are, but let it be a part of who you become."

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            • #7
              Re: Hopefully a funnier joke than my last one -

              I thought that was hilarious and when i told the girls in my office they thought so to. Good Job!



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                Re: Hopefully a funnier joke than my last one -

                Yes...better than previous jokes...

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