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**Alexa** · January 25, 2007, 08:52 AM

Re: Tell us your favourite joke!

I can tell you the ONLY joke I can ever remember, but it also the most rubbish joke ever, which is why I remember it. Look away now if you don't want to groan at my pathetic joke:

Did you hear about the magic tractor? ... It turned into a field!

Great for five year olds, and no one else

**Richt** · January 25, 2007, 08:56 AM

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I dont know, it made me smile. Does that mean I am similar to a 5 y/o?

**Alexa** · January 25, 2007, 08:58 AM

Re: Tell us your favourite joke!

As long as it didn't make you gaffaw with laughter, I think you're alright.

**13_jane** · January 25, 2007, 09:31 AM

Re: Tell us your favourite joke!

I like all the silly ones about peoples names!! Me and my nephew normally sit on a saturday saying them to each other!! lol

What do you call a man with a shovel on his head - Doug!!

What do you call a man with-out a shovel on his head - Douglas (doug-less)!!

What do you call a lady with egg and bacon on her head - Cathy (cafe!!)

What do you call a man with a car on his head - Reg!!

I know - they're really boring!!!! lol

jane xxx

**Richt** · January 25, 2007, 09:40 AM

Re: Tell us your favourite joke!

What do you call a man that has been buried in the ground for thousands of years? - Pete

**Grant** · January 25, 2007, 09:41 AM

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Best joke or worst joke? =P

Farmer Bob grows the best corn in the county. When asked about his methods he was unavaliable for comment. One thing is for sure, he's outstanding in his field.

**Miss Phode** · January 25, 2007, 09:45 AM

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OK, what do you call it when there are 30 tractors in a McDonalds parking lot in Iowa on a Saturday night in May?

Prom!!

**sher801** · January 25, 2007, 10:08 AM

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OK......... A parrot walks into a bar, goes up to the bar, sits on a barstool, and asks the bartender, "Do you have any crackers?" The bartender said, "No."

The parrot leaves...

The next day, the same parrot walks into the same bar, goes up to the bar, sits on a barstool, and asks the bartender, "Do you have any crackers?" The bartender said, "No, we don't serve crackers here."

So..........the parrot leaves...

The day after that, the very same parrot walks into the same bar, goes up to the bar, sits on a barstool, and asks the bartender, "Do you have any crackers?" The bartender said, "No, I already told you, we don't serve crackers here, if you come in again asking for crackers, I'm gonna nail your feet to the floor!!!!!"

So..........the parrot leaves...

The next day, the parrot walks into the bar, goes up to the bar, sits on a barstool, and asks the bartender, "Do you have any nails?" The bartender says, "No." The parrot says, "Well, do you have any crackers?"

I know......it's stupid........my son told me that one.

**bradybunch** · January 25, 2007, 10:08 AM

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These four golfers are playing behind the worst golfers they have ever seen and they wont let the better players through. The good golfers have been cussing the bad golfers the entire nine holes. When they get to the clubhouse one of the men starts griping to the club pro and he says Bill they are blind. Bill feels terrible for scolding the blind golfers so he tells his buddies they must apologise now. Bill tells the blind men let me buy you a round of drinks. Tim says let me treat you guys to dinner. Phil says my gosh guys i am so sorry let me pay for your next round of golf. Jim then replies to heck with this, you should have played last night.

**boonie stomper** · January 25, 2007, 03:59 PM

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She was Soooooooo Blonde . . .
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."
http://attach.re3.mail.yahoo.com/us....a&head=b&Idx=7
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
http://attach.re3.mail.yahoo.com/us....a&head=b&Idx=7
She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
http://attach.re3.mail.yahoo.com/us....a&head=b&Idx=7
She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
http://attach.re3.mail.yahoo.com/us....a&head=b&Idx=7
She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."
http://attach.re3.mail.yahoo.com/us....a&head=b&Idx=7

AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

**sher801** · January 25, 2007, 07:06 PM

Re: Tell us your favourite joke!

Knock Knock............

Who's There?.............

Inturrupting Cow............

Intur-----MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

It's better when you say it outloud! My 6 yr old told me this one!

**julirama723** · January 25, 2007, 07:13 PM

Re: Tell us your favourite joke!

A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "Hey! Why the long face?"

**julirama723** · January 25, 2007, 07:14 PM

Re: Tell us your favourite joke!

What do you get when you cross a spider and a horse?

I dunno, but when it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital.

**Quitstretchin'** · January 25, 2007, 07:32 PM

Re: Tell us your favourite joke!

Friend #1: What have you been doing all day?
Friend #2: "just watching t.v. Some old movies with Shirley Temple"
Friend #1: "Oh. Shirley Temple Black".
Friend#2: (assuming it was a question) "No, she's white. She's the cute little
girl with the curls in her hair".

**(Black is her married last name). This isn't exactly a joke, but a funny situation that happened to me some time ago. By the way.....I was friend #2

How was I supposed to know she married and had a new last name! My friend couldn't stop laughing at me for a week!

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