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Paddy was terribly overweight,
so his doctor put him on a
newly discovered diet.
"I want you to eat regular meals for 2 days,
then skip a day, and repeat his procedure for 2 more weeks .
The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds."
When Paddy returned, he shocked his doctor by having lost nearly 60 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said. "Did you follow my instructions ?"
Paddy nodded,........
"I'll tell ya though, by jeasuz, I thought I was going to drop dead dat 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?".......
"No, FROM DA F***IN SKIPPING."
so his doctor put him on a
newly discovered diet.
"I want you to eat regular meals for 2 days,
then skip a day, and repeat his procedure for 2 more weeks .
The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds."
When Paddy returned, he shocked his doctor by having lost nearly 60 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said. "Did you follow my instructions ?"
Paddy nodded,........
"I'll tell ya though, by jeasuz, I thought I was going to drop dead dat 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?".......
"No, FROM DA F***IN SKIPPING."
...Was in HEAVEN -got to 150, for awhile, then got too busy, and gave in too much... and... OK holding pattern "keep it together..." 
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